P3PPY
P3PPY SuperDork
6/11/24 8:30 a.m.
Noddaz said:

wait... is it a right or is it a privilege? One or the other

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/11/24 8:56 a.m.

In reply to P3PPY :

That question gets you shot in Soviet Union.

j_tso
j_tso Dork
6/11/24 9:18 a.m.
Pete. (l33t FS) said:

You know Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, etc?

-man as become the Japanese honorific for "superhero".

God I love linguistics and loanwords!

Beer Baron 🍺
Beer Baron 🍺 MegaDork
6/11/24 9:20 a.m.

This one took me a lil while : r/funny

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
6/11/24 9:24 a.m.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
6/11/24 9:25 a.m.

 

so_slow
so_slow Reader
6/11/24 9:31 a.m.
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) said:
RichardNZ said:

Did you hear that the CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden?

 

He's assembling his cabinet now. 

Told my daughter this joke. Her response was priceless:

"It will take him 6 tries to find out he is missing an integral piece. The cabinet will forever be leaning one way."

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/11/24 9:43 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/11/24 9:48 a.m.

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
6/11/24 9:51 a.m.

nderwater
nderwater MegaDork
6/11/24 10:55 a.m.

Recon1342
Recon1342 UltraDork
6/11/24 10:57 a.m.

In reply to nderwater :

Hit it with a rock until the desired result is achieved.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/11/24 11:03 a.m.

In reply to Recon1342 :

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
6/11/24 11:14 a.m.

Beer Baron 🍺
Beer Baron 🍺 MegaDork
6/11/24 11:19 a.m.

In reply to Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) :

Crab is love, crab is life - 9GAG

Toyman!
Toyman! MegaDork
6/11/24 11:36 a.m.

Also worked as an earthquake and tornado shelter. 

May be an image of text

volvoclearinghouse
volvoclearinghouse UltimaDork
6/11/24 3:22 p.m.

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones UltraDork
6/11/24 3:56 p.m.

RealMiniNoMore (Forum Supporter)
RealMiniNoMore (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
6/11/24 4:29 p.m.

In reply to 914Driver :

I feel attacked. 

Unrelated. 

Pete. (l33t FS)
Pete. (l33t FS) MegaDork
6/11/24 6:53 p.m.
RealMiniNoMore (Forum Supporter) said:

In reply to 914Driver :

I feel attacked. 

Unrelated. 

*I* feel attacked.

I made waaay too much macaroni for my fried mac and cheese while on vacation this weekend.  The rest got turned into regular mac and cheese.  New problem... no containers to put it in.

Problem solved!  Between the cottage cheese container and the cheese bags there was just enough room.

 

(Need a 2:1 ratio of macaroni and your favorite shredded cheese, by dry weight.  Also a lot of cottage cheese.  And some fried up kielbasa chunks - this weekend we made do with vegan hot dogs.  And some green onion or celery or both.  And all the black pepper in the house.)

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
6/11/24 8:50 p.m.

In reply to Pete. (l33t FS) :

Invest in hillbilly Tupperware.

 

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue SuperDork
6/12/24 12:43 a.m.

P3PPY
P3PPY SuperDork
6/12/24 7:05 a.m.
Steve_Jones said:

I find that I'm too preoccupied with not missing their hand for the handshake. 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
6/12/24 7:42 a.m.

StilettoSS
StilettoSS New Reader
6/12/24 8:27 a.m.

On vacation this week I saw one in North Port, FL and then another in Dover, NH when I came home. So weird to see them. My mother saw it (not a car person) and said, "What is that? A ugly space ship?" I told her it was designed by Elon ;) and she said, "Well that makes sense now!".

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