GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
8/28/14 9:03 a.m.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/08/28/reg_readers_sought_for_work_as_slave_to_town_packed_full_of_sexy_brazilian_hotties/

Here's my plan, I'll spend a some time there and when I've had enough, I'll pay a helicopter pilot to pick me up in the middle of the night

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 Dork
8/28/14 9:28 a.m.

If I was single, and spoke Spanish, id probably apply. Sounds like a cheesy movie plot coming true.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
8/28/14 9:30 a.m.

I don't see the application form listed in the article.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
8/28/14 9:37 a.m.

Possibly the most appropriate use of "This thread is worthless without pics"

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
8/28/14 9:38 a.m.
Dusterbd13 wrote: If I was single, and spoke Spanish, id probably apply. Sounds like a cheesy movie plot coming true.

Brazil = Portuguese

02Pilot
02Pilot HalfDork
8/28/14 10:21 a.m.

This can only end well....

bmw88rider
bmw88rider HalfDork
8/28/14 10:22 a.m.

There is a second web page that you click on early in the article and that has pictures. I see a lot of 5-6 in there. Nothing there that would make me want to live in a hut in BFE for. There is much better talent than that in any major Brazilian city.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
8/28/14 10:24 a.m.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper UltimaDork
8/28/14 10:37 a.m.

Ah, Brazil. The only country that easily handled 5,000 randy sailors decending upon it. In fact, we sat off-shore for about 2-days after the week long liberty, recovering, before we finally steamed off.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
8/28/14 10:42 a.m.
z31maniac wrote: Possibly the most appropriate use of "This thread is worthless without pics"

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
8/28/14 10:48 a.m.

Pretty sure I see a dude or two in the background. Maybe not just the women looking for men?

Blonde on the left is a solid 8 IMO

Kia_Racer
Kia_Racer Dork
8/28/14 10:57 a.m.

It says they share everything. Good googly moogly!

yamaha
yamaha UltimaDork
8/28/14 10:58 a.m.
z31maniac wrote: Possibly the most appropriate use of "This thread is worthless without pics"

There is some potential there, but I'm sure they hide the 1's at the bottom of the river....

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat Reader
8/28/14 11:26 a.m.

600 feminist all on the rag at the same time and no way out of the remote village? I can't think of anything more horrifying

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
8/28/14 11:28 a.m.

Gawd, sounds like my personal idea of hell: a mass of frustrated women all competing for a handful of men.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
8/28/14 11:33 a.m.

I guess it would depend on your refractory period.

NOHOME
NOHOME SuperDork
8/28/14 12:04 p.m.

My wife forbids me from even having memories of my time in Brazil. Some stuff happened.

And while I don't speak Portuguese, I am fluent in Spanish and it worked just fine.

NOHOME
NOHOME SuperDork
8/28/14 12:08 p.m.

z31maniac
z31maniac UltimaDork
8/28/14 12:19 p.m.

Yes they are pretty close. The only reason I even know Brazil is Portuguese is because we sell equipment there and have to have our manuals translated.

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