Grizz wrote: E: why the holy tits are ads showing up in my post?
your ads sound way better than mine!
Grizz wrote: E: why the holy tits are ads showing up in my post?
your ads sound way better than mine!
You guys are making some pretty wild assumptions about why I berkeleying hate Metallica. Lars? That little whiney punk waging war on people stealing his music? Nupe. Totally agree with him there. My allegience to Megadeth? Nuuuupe. Rust in Peace was a berkeleying masterpiece while "The black album" was a steaming pile of horse feces, but "Countdown" wasn't much better.
I berkeleying hate...HATE Metallica because they are the most berkeleying fake ass metal band that ever was. They're the Sex Pistols of metal. No big deal unless you're a kid learning to play guitar, listening to Justice going "Holy berkeley...these guys are GODS," then the gods berkeley you in the ass and say "Surprise! We're not a metal band anymore! The same kid who got called a "Deh-buhl Wurshippurr" and a racist by the black kids for wearing a Pusshead-designed shirt to school. "Enjoy the image and the merch we sold you. We're really a bunch of (gay slur)s who are so desperate to have cocks rammed in our mouths that we'll let VH1 record our sessions with our 'band psychiatrist' in the interest of making more money than we would if we simply perfected our craft and made a great record."
berkeley Metallica. berkeley em. berkeley em.
I keep hoping every new record is their last one. Bunch of whiney bitches. Their next record should just be a bunch of slurping noises...through a wah pedal of course, because Kirk can't solo without it.
Lol. Neither does Metallica. In the way that "Larry the Cable Guy" doesn't give a berkeley what real comedians think about him, as long as he's got a mouth full of million dollar c*cks.
poopshovel wrote: You guys are making some pretty wild assumptions about why I berkeleying hate Metallica. Lars? That little whiney punk waging war on people stealing his music? Nupe. Totally agree with him there.
I was waiting for you to chime in with this. I even started - twice - to post responses to other people saying, "that's not what poop has a problem with...." but, since I didn't know the real reason, I figured I should keep my mouth shut.
I was sure it wasn't hatred due to the napster/metallica issue because you expressed quite a bit of irritation when Dave Grohl said he wasn't especially annoyed if people downloaded their music
While you guys bicker, here's Iron Maiden "The Trooper", bossa nova style:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJkYGNiBkso
poopshovel wrote: You guys are making some pretty wild assumptions about why I berkeleying hate Metallica. Lars? That little whiney punk waging war on people stealing his music? Nupe. Totally agree with him there. My allegience to Megadeth? Nuuuupe. Rust in Peace was a berkeleying masterpiece while "The black album" was a steaming pile of horse feces, but "Countdown" wasn't much better. I berkeleying hate...HATE Metallica because they are the most berkeleying fake ass metal band that ever was. They're the Sex Pistols of metal. No big deal unless you're a kid learning to play guitar, listening to Justice going "Holy berkeley...these guys are GODS," then the gods berkeley you in the ass and say "Surprise! We're not a metal band anymore! The same kid who got called a "Deh-buhl Wurshippurr" and a racist by the black kids for wearing a Pusshead-designed shirt to school. "Enjoy the image and the merch we sold you. We're really a bunch of (gay slur)s who are so desperate to have cocks rammed in our mouths that we'll let VH1 record our sessions with our 'band psychiatrist' in the interest of making more money than we would if we simply perfected our craft and made a great record." berkeley Metallica. berkeley em. berkeley em. I keep hoping every new record is their last one. Bunch of whiney bitches. Their next record should just be a bunch of slurping noises...through a wah pedal of course, because Kirk can't solo without it.
so you hate Metallica because they didn't go into AC/DC and SLAYER mode and just keep making the same album over and over and over and over once they hit on that magical formula? they make different music at different times in their lives... i listen to different music at different times in my life- i'm not the same angry, bitter, and pissed off 14 year old kid that i was when i discovered them- i'm a grown up 38 year old with a whole different perspective now, and my musical tastes reflect that. in the same vein, they aren't the same angry and bitter 21 year old kids they were when they made Ride the Lightning- they are all closing in on 50 years old and have more than a whole lifetime of experience between then and now... regarding the marketing they do: people want stuff that says Metallica on it, and they are more than happy to give it to them.. that's a weird little thing called "capitalism", and they have mastered it.
on a slightly related note, i was cleaning out the room where a bunch of my stuff is taking up space and i found a jean jacket that i wore from sometime in 1989 until about 1995 or so:
i wore that thing every day- winter, summer, and everything in between... the sleeves got worn out, so i cut them off... then shortly after i turned 18 i got a black leather jacket from Wilson's and wore this over it for another 3 years or so.. i still have that jacket, too, and no it hasn't fit since i stopped wearing it in 1995ish..
maybe i'm due for a midlife crisis and i should get a new jean jacket that fits and get the same patches and buttons for it... then i'd be supremely cool when i drive my Camaro around...
memories...
i need to find my Suicidal hats.. the hats that got hats banned from my high school... ahh, the memories..
Grizz wrote: LULU, your move Derrik![]()
LULU? that's easy- Lou Reed wanted some street cred and to pretend that he was still relevant so he paid them to play on his E36 M3ty album. they were hired session musicians and never seemed overly enthusiastic about it. well, Lars kinda seemed pretty pumped up, but he thinks of himself of a connoisseur of fine art that doesn't realize that sometimes "bad" does not equal "good"..
poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying hate...HATE Metallica because they are the most berkeleying fake ass metal band that ever was. They're the Sex Pistols of metal.
That's some funny B.S. right there... but you're welcome to it...
I do agree about Kirk and that god-damn wah wah pedal... On the Black album I was like, "ok... he's trying to break out of the speed-demon mold..." but anymore I'm like, "Arrgh!! He's using a wah, AGAIN???"
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