Minor Confession Thread

As a compliment to the Minor Rant thread, I thought we needed a Minor Confession one.

Sometimes, when nobody is looking, I eat olives or pickles out of the jar without using a fork.

I like to eat raw ground beef with salt and pepper, and I don't use a fork for that either.

I pick my nose.....

I don't use a fork for that either ;)

It makes me laugh to secretly flip people off that I dont like at work. Childish? Yes. But I do it everyday.

logdog wrote: Sometimes, when nobody is looking, I eat olives or pickles out of the jar without using a fork.

thas ok, the brine will kill any germs

I sometimes.......oh, never mind, you said minor confession.

I sang along to Mmmm Bop when it first came out.

I'm a big fan of the original "Kung Fu" TV series. I even own the first season on DVD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCyJRXvPNRo

I got the JG Wentworth TV jingle in at least 5 people's heads today. No one deserves that.

The only SUV that I would consider driving voluntarily is the Aztec. Yellow, please.

I like Hugh Grant movies.

sometimes I send earworms to coworkers.

high school confessions - it was me and my friends that hoisted a vw beetle shell onto the 3rd floor roof - I dumped 4,000 marbles in the front hallway and dropped a lit m-80 in the boys room toilet, and flushed - it made a nice muffled "whump".

DrBoost wrote: I sang along to Mmmm Bop when it first came out.

You still do.

I pretty much refuse to pour myself a glass of anything. If it's in a jug/bottle/carton in the fridge, I drink from it.

I argue just to argue, especially when the entire argument is kind of silly (fonts, PC vs. Mac, etc.)

I hate p71s

I love beaked Acuras

I don't really expect my GF to get me more food when I slide her my empty plate at my moms. I just like to watch her try to decide whether to ignore it, fill it or clean it.

Appleseed wrote: I got the JG Wentworth TV jingle in at least 5 people's heads today. No one deserves that.

My brain involuntarily sang "877 CASH NOW" to itself halfway through your post.

oldtin wrote: high school confessions - it was me and my friends that hoisted a vw beetle shell onto the 3rd floor roof - I dumped 4,000 marbles in the front hallway and dropped a lit m-80 in the boys room toilet, and flushed - it made a nice muffled "whump".

I masterminded the "borrowing" of approximately 2000 for sale signs that were placed in front of my HS as a senior prank. I was also responsible for the naming of our powder puff football team the "'nads". Teachers & staff didn't get it until the game started and we began cheering "Go 'nads!"

Sometimes I spend the entire workday in my pjs.

Appleseed wrote: I got the JG Wentworth TV jingle in at least 5 people's heads today. No one deserves that.

I hope it was on the opera voice.

I was in Home Depot wearing an old Tony Stewart T-shirt without realizing it. After the third time explaining I didn't work there I just started sending everyone to aisle 24.

EastCoastMojo wrote: I like to eat raw ground beef with salt and pepper, and I don't use a fork for that either.

My wife does that. I don't get it.

Ghetto steak tartare.

I sing my cat a theme song.

When I read the thread title, "When you spend a month in Texas..." I completed the sentence with "I'd probably end up killing myself to end it sooner."