Minor Confession Thread

Duke wrote: Don't worry unless you feel both hands on your shoulders...

By a girl Dr? That would be strange

Datsun310Guy wrote: I imagine I will get the "bend over the table" comment too.

I have something wrong and I get to visit a gastroenterologist in the morning - so during my "9 Minute Wellness Physical" the Doctor says there is no need for a rectal exam today since Dr. Sausage Fingers will be checking me tomorrow.

So I says to the guy..........I says to the guy.......I don't know who's more relieved to hear that; me or you.........(he laughed)

Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

fritzsch wrote: Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

DO IT! I love bagged trucks. This is the perfect thread to admit it.

fritzsch wrote: Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

The only reasonable interpretation of this phrase is "I'm considering acquiring a truck that I may be getting."

Somewhat redundant, but not crazy gibberish like substituting inflated trash bags for proper springing media and reducing a vehicle originated for function into a accessory.

Built into this is the obvious confession that sometimes I need to let go of what other people get up to

ditchdigger wrote:

I had to explain to my unit/team at work here about 3 years ago what a "Digital Colonoscopy" was.

They thought it was just projected on a screen somehow.

Then i got to explain to them that their fingers are "digits."

mazdeuce wrote:

fritzsch wrote: Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

DO IT! I love bagged trucks. This is the perfect thread to admit it.

I regularly search CL for abandoned projects along those lines. I love em.

I find watching car racing on tv terribly boring. It's slightly better than watching golf, but only barely, and I don't play golf. NASCAR, f1, scca, any of it.

ransom wrote:

fritzsch wrote: Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

The only reasonable interpretation of this phrase is "I'm considering acquiring a truck that I may be getting." Somewhat redundant, but not crazy gibberish like substituting inflated trash bags for proper springing media and reducing a vehicle originated for function into a accessory. Built into this is the obvious confession that sometimes I need to let go of what other people get up to

Installing airbags on a working truck is actually a very good idea. They ride better and carry more...as long as you don't turn into a stancetard. If you want to lay frame, well, thats dumb. If you want to be able to carry a tremendous amount of weight, airbags rule. (Look under every transport truck built for the last half century.)

To fit with the thread, I confess that I find it very hard to keep my opinion to myself, and other people are very often wrong, for I am a geneou... genyos... jenyus... real smart guy.

Sometimes I'll "plus one" one of my own posts if I think it's really good...hehehe.

Keith Tanner wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Keith Tanner wrote: I've about had it with dedicated track cars. So much effort, so few opportunities to use them.

Shut your dirty whore mouth! There are plenty of opportunities I can't afford to accommodate.

Come to the middle of Colorado and say that. 5 hour tow one way to the closest track.

I can understand this.

If Hallett wasn't literally 35 miles from my driveway, with at least 12-15 opportunities to drive it March-Oct, I don't think I'd have a dedicated track car either.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I have my yearly physical in 35 minutes and at 50 years old I am still creeped out at my Doctor when he wants to check for a hernia - "okay; drop your shorts". I imagine I will get the "bend over the table" comment too. Yeah, totally not digging the next 90 minutes.............

You could make him as uncomfortable as you are by just moaning and grinding a little.

I giggle when they check for hernias. One doctor at work walked out and refused to finish. Whatever you do don't scream rape. I was all goofy from morphine in the hospital when Nurse Ratchet decided I needed an enema. When she and the orderlies were having there way with me I started screaming for help. A sheriff and my inlaws came running in from the hall. That was the worst Thanksgiving ever.

Wally wrote: I giggle when they check for hernias.

Oh yeah dude, I'm there. Every time. Giggle like a fool.

tuna55 wrote:

Wally wrote: I giggle when they check for hernias.

Oh yeah dude, I'm there. Every time. Giggle like a fool.

Last time I went in, I had a female doctor. "Look at the bright side, smaller fingers!"

.... and all those comedians out of work.

914Driver wrote: Last time I went in, I had a female doctor. "Look at the bright side, smaller fingers!"

That really just means she can cram more of them in there.

mazdeuce wrote:

fritzsch wrote: Im considering bagging a truck that I may be getting.

DO IT! I love bagged trucks. This is the perfect thread to admit it.

I love them too. I want to build one one day.

In reply to 93EXCivic:

Dunno if its still available...

Swank Force One wrote: I had to explain to my unit/team at work here about 3 years ago what a "Digital Colonoscopy" was. They thought it was just projected on a screen somehow. Then i got to explain to them that their fingers are "digits."

A guy I work with married (on purpose) a relatively stupid woman (no, I don't know why). During the high-school-athlete-rape scandal, the stories mentioned "digital rape" - she thought that meant they recorded it or something.

Today is the first time I met this gastrointestinal doctor - because of all you butts here, my first thought was; hey, a little guy......

If I had the coin, I would buy a new Odyssey based solely on looks.

Also, I have to google "Odyssey" every_berkeleying_time to get the correct spelling.

i kinda like bagged trucks too..

http://hartford.craigslist.org/cto/3778190072.html

I secretly wish I was a post whore.

logdog wrote: I secretly wish I was a post whore.

I don't know what you're talking about +1