Minor Confession Thread

In reply to Curmudgeon:

reminds me of a punchline to a Little Johnny joke: "Spit 'em out. They're azzholes!"

Interesting idea! My wife would just laugh...

bluej wrote:

Derick Freese wrote: I'm a hipster.

I own and wear a pair of tight jeans. * *In my defense, they're actually kinda comfy and they make my ladyfriend make hungry growly noises...

HA! That's funny! We used to do that to jet skiers with huge pike spoons!

Sorry if I hit anyone here...

Brett_Murphy wrote: If I am in my kayak and a guy in a boat gets too close to where I am fishing, I've sometimes tossed lures into their boat.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Curmudgeon: reminds me of a punchline to a Little Johnny joke: "Spit 'em out. They're azzholes!"

Damn. That's the ONE I don't know apparently.

I couldn't get enough of Justine Bateman.

And too, today I first learned what berkley and e36m3 meant.

And I really like Adventure Time.

Is that top many for one post?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Wally wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I always thought this lady was hot.

She is

Wrong hottie. Valerie is a little older than the cook. I had a serious crush on that when I was 12.

paranoid_android74 wrote: I couldn't get enough of Justine Bateman. And too, today I first learned what berkley and e36m3 meant. And I really like Adventure Time. Is that top many for one post?

here's a list of some more that can cause confusion down the road

Several words are automatically filtered to keep the forum family-friendly, but they are filtered and replaced with unorthodox alternatives as follows:

E36 M3: for the "S" word.

Berkeley: for the "F" word.

Bob Costas: for the "P" word in the context of the female anatomy.

Shiny Happy Person: for the "A" word.

Forum members have also developed the following slang terms:

Canoe: used to label spam posts inserted by bots or other non-regular post methods.

Flounder: a person or post that pushes a political ideology, but doesnt necessarily add to the thread or topic - a type of political rhetoric spam. Based loosely on the National Lampoon's Animal House character

Most informative! I haven't come across the others yet, but now won't come across as a total newb if I do!

wbjones wrote:

paranoid_android74 wrote: I couldn't get enough of Justine Bateman. And too, today I first learned what berkley and e36m3 meant. And I really like Adventure Time. Is that top many for one post?

here's a list of some more that can cause confusion down the road Several words are automatically filtered to keep the forum family-friendly, but they are filtered and replaced with unorthodox alternatives as follows: E36 M3: for the "S" word. Berkeley: for the "F" word. Bob Costas: for the "P" word in the context of the female anatomy. Shiny Happy Person: for the "A" word. Forum members have also developed the following slang terms: Canoe: used to label spam posts inserted by bots or other non-regular post methods. Flounder: a person or post that pushes a political ideology, but doesnt necessarily add to the thread or topic - a type of political rhetoric spam. Based loosely on the National Lampoon's Animal House character

Chip Chipperson is my favorite comedian.

Today I have been actively trying to work Rambo quotes into conversations. My favorite was declaring "There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. " in a meeting.

logdog wrote: Chip Chipperson is my favorite comedian.

or sumpthin tss.

In reply to logdog:

"nothing is over!" and "they started this, not me. they drew first blood" are good lines too.

I wish I had learned to play the piano.

I wish I had learned to play the keytar

I've read entire novels (think The Hunt For Red October) while taking a dump.

Appleseed wrote: I've read entire novels (think The Hunt For Red October) while taking a dump.

AT ONCE!?!?!? You should see a doctor!

logdog wrote:

Appleseed wrote: I've read entire novels (think The Hunt For Red October) while taking a dump.

AT ONCE!?!?!? You should see a doctor!

Yeah, really. I'm typically a 2 or 3 chapter guy. Or I'll flip through the Pegasus etc catalogs...

logdog wrote: Today I have been actively trying to work Rambo quotes into conversations. My favorite was declaring "There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. " in a meeting.

I am doing this tomorrow. Today I had convinced some kid doing a poll that I was African American. She had to call a supervisor to see how to fill out her form. It seems no one learns about South Africa anymore. By the time I explained how my father had to sneak me and the rest of the Van Daar Ploop clan out dressed as Elton John's backup singers in the mid 80's my lunch break was over and I never did get to answer any questions

I have to confess that Wally makes me laugh.

In reply to oldsaw: It's a gift. Marilyn Monroe once said "If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything." She was wrong of course. I can't even get my wife to remember to put gas in the car.

logdog wrote: Today I have been actively trying to work Rambo quotes into conversations. My favorite was declaring "There isn't one of us that doesn't want to be someplace else. But this is what we do, who we are. " in a meeting.

You know, I could drop that line at least once a day at work. In fact, I can probably even get it on the news before the end of the summer.

I have to confess (not that nobody noticed or anything) that I was trolling the internets hard the past day or two. Sorry, bored at work makes me antsy for a wordin' or two

logdog wrote: I wish I had learned to play the keytar

I shoulda learned to play them drums. /dIRE sTRAITS

Curmudgeon wrote:

logdog wrote:

Appleseed wrote: I've read entire novels (think The Hunt For Red October) while taking a dump.

AT ONCE!?!?!? You should see a doctor!

Yeah, really. I'm typically a 2 or 3 chapter guy. Or I'll flip through the Pegasus etc catalogs...

Not typically. It might take a day or two or three. Unless its all you can eat Chinese food, then I bust out The Stand.

EastCoastMojo wrote:

logdog wrote: I wish I had learned to play the keytar

I shoulda learned to play them drums. /dIRE sTRAITS

I could understand the desire for the money for nothin', but what are you going to do with the chicks for free?

I'm not a Rambo fan, but I read about a guy who spent a workday replying to every email using a magic 8-ball, and ever since then I have wanted to try.