Minor Confession Thread

I don't give a E36 M3 about baseball.

I once worked side by side with a guy for 14 hours and only said seven words to him, including "Hi Dennis" and "Goodbye Dennis".

If I got given a prefect '69 Camaro, I would just sell it. I don't get why people want them so much considering I see like 10 at every car show I go to.

N Sperlo wrote: I don't give a E36 M3 about **sports, and definitely not professional sports. **

FTFY.

Curmudgeon wrote:

logdog wrote:

Appleseed wrote: I've read entire novels (think The Hunt For Red October) while taking a dump.

AT ONCE!?!?!? You should see a doctor!

Yeah, really. I'm typically a 2 or 3 chapter guy. Or I'll flip through the Pegasus etc catalogs...

this is a magazine forum, and you guys admit to reading novels on the crapper? My GRM collection would probably give a CSI detective a heart attack if they hit it with the fecal-detecting blacklight test.

Each GRM copy I get:

• From the mailbox to the kitchen counter
• 1 hour reading in the kitchen
• 2 days beside the sofa
• 2 nights on the nightstand
• 4 weeks in the drawer next to my toilet
• into a box for 11 months until I need to re-read the how to about that obscure garage restoration of hard to find plastic bits

I don't read on the toilet. Maybe I am a girl after all!

Lesley wrote: I don't read on the toilet. Maybe I am a girl after all!

Not even the shampoo bottle? Weird....

tuna55 wrote: the chicks for free?

I'm not sure there is such a thing.

logdog wrote:

Lesley wrote: I don't read on the toilet. Maybe I am a girl after all!

Not even the shampoo bottle? Weird....

i'm guessing she doesn't shampoo her ladyparts while sitting on the toilet.

Brett_Murphy wrote:

tuna55 wrote: the chicks for free?

I'm not sure there is such a thing.

There isn't.

AngryCorvair wrote:

logdog wrote:

Lesley wrote: I don't read on the toilet. Maybe I am a girl after all!

Not even the shampoo bottle? Weird....

i'm guessing she doesn't shampoo her ladyparts while sitting on the toilet.

My wife does, but she's Filipina and they have some different customs. No, she doesn't use toilet water, she uses a tabo: http://www.die-philippinen.com/en/toilet_hygiene.php and soap with arm water from the sink. Quicker than a shower I guess, but I digress.

In reply to turboswede:

i was going to say TMI, but this is the minor confession thread so you're good.

Woody wrote: I once worked side by side with a guy for 14 hours and only said seven words to him, including "Hi Dennis" and "Goodbye Dennis".

That leaves three unaccounted for.

"Taking lunch, Dennis."
"Berkeley you, Dennis."
"Be right back."
"Nice day, huh?"
"Holy berkeleying E36 M3!!"
"I'm ignoring you."

Hrm... Haven't gotten there yet, but this is as much fun as a photo-captioning contest.

In reply to angrycorvair:

Hell, that's just a low tech bidet.

When people phone me, and don't identify themselves, I always ask, "Who is this?" even if I know. Seems egotistical to me that you should presume I know who you are.

I tell telemarketers that call with blocked caller ID that I have never and will never do business with someone that blocks their number ... usually results in many seconds of silence the a hang up

When stupid pedestrians run in front of my car, I seriously consider hitting them instead of slamming on the brakes. About 6 dumbass kids ran in front of my car today, across a 5 lane street during rush hour, I kinda feel bad not at least giving one of them a solid thump, maybe they would learn some sense of self preservation.

Curmudgeon wrote:

Brett_Murphy wrote:

tuna55 wrote: the chicks for free?

I'm not sure there is such a thing.

There isn't.

Well, E36 M3, there must be some

He knows that the (F) maggot with the earring and the makeup got some. Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair.

Mark Knopfler probably got some after that song.

I have only caught two fish in my entire life.

Woody wrote: I have only caught two fish in my entire life.

Thats one more than me, and two more than I have ever wanted to.

tuna55 wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote:

Brett_Murphy wrote:

tuna55 wrote: the chicks for free?

I'm not sure there is such a thing.

There isn't.

Well, E36 M3, there must be some He knows that the (F) maggot with the earring and the makeup got some. Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair. Mark Knopfler probably got some after that song.

Have you seen him? I doubt it.

logdog wrote:

logdog wrote: It makes me laugh to leave nonsense on whiteboards in empty meeting rooms.

Almost 3 weeks later this is still on the board in one of the meeting rooms. I have seen people work around it, but carefully avoid disturbing it. I am getting way too much enjoyment out of this. Normally it only lasts for a day or two.

I think its been over a month. Its all still there!

logdog wrote:

logdog wrote:

logdog wrote: It makes me laugh to leave nonsense on whiteboards in empty meeting rooms.

Almost 3 weeks later this is still on the board in one of the meeting rooms. I have seen people work around it, but carefully avoid disturbing it. I am getting way too much enjoyment out of this. Normally it only lasts for a day or two.

I think its been over a month. Its all still there!

This actually started a game over on MNMazda. Winner is at 2 weeks and counting.

I have suddenly realized that I think Transit Connects are really friggin cool. Can you get them with a snail?

In reply to mndsm: Link?