Minor Confession Thread

Flight Service wrote: I have apparently been been a Fergie fan for a very long time. Kids Inc., Wild Orchid, BEP. I am ashamed.

Good god man, this is the minor confessions thread. You are one sick berkeley.

I just whipped up batch of brownies... and licked the spoon/spatula clean of raw uncooked batter... Imma gonna die of salmonella now!!!!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I have apparently been been a Fergie fan for a very long time. Kids Inc., Wild Orchid, BEP. I am ashamed.

Good god man, this is the minor confessions thread. You are one sick berkeley.

I see the appeal . . .

ZOO wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I have apparently been been a Fergie fan for a very long time. Kids Inc., Wild Orchid, BEP. I am ashamed.

Good god man, this is the minor confessions thread. You are one sick berkeley.

I see the appeal . . .

I didn't realize it till I was showing my wife kids inc that Fergie and I are the same age. I grew up watching KI. And it just went down hill from there.

If it helps I never bought any of her music.

Don't judge me. :(

White cars are growing on me.

Every weekday morning I wake up with the exact same thought. "How can I get out of work so I can sleep in".

ransom wrote: White cars are growing on me.

You should see a doctor. I think they make a cream for that.

I agree though. I used to hate them, now I am thinking of painting a car white.

White accentuates the nature of a car. Sports cars look extra sleek. Trucks and vans look like fleet vehicles. Luxury cars look regal. People mover sedans look like washing machines.

logdog wrote: Every weekday morning I wake up with the exact same thought. "How can I get out of work so I can sleep in".

Same here. Feeling doesn't stop until noon.

In reply to logdog:

I'm usually just fine in the mornings... It's the afternoon when I'm working outside (always outside, seldom doing reports inside) and the weather is so perfect and I'm stuck at work instead of in my shop or working in the yard that makes me want to just get in my truck and make a run for it.

If the weather is bad, I'd just as soon be at work making money than staring off the front porch.

ZOO wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I have apparently been been a Fergie fan for a very long time. Kids Inc., Wild Orchid, BEP. I am ashamed.

Good god man, this is the minor confessions thread. You are one sick berkeley.

I see the appeal . . .

That's about as appealing as a case of Hep C... and a likely source, too.

Flight Service wrote:

ZOO wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Flight Service wrote: I have apparently been been a Fergie fan for a very long time. Kids Inc., Wild Orchid, BEP. I am ashamed.

Good god man, this is the minor confessions thread. You are one sick berkeley.

I see the appeal . . .

I didn't realize it till I was showing my wife kids inc that Fergie and I are the same age. I grew up watching KI. And it just went down hill from there. If it helps I never bought any of her music. Don't judge me. :(

Never heard her music. Never realized that she was a musician. I heard her singing something once on a commercial or something, so I had a clue. I thought to myself "she sounds cute" - that's the first pic I've seen on her. I was right!

I let the dogs out . . .

I have Prince Albert in a can.

I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

I'm the guy who nicknames everything and everyone at work.

I give zero berkeleys about the environmental movement.

I unrestricted my cheap showerhead, found that it flowed too much, did this to at least make the damn thing controllable again (painful with the valves past barely on) and discovered the heads are still the bottleneck, you can't run it full output, its painful. No, I don't pay for water. Flows about 14.5 GPM max. One head was ~7GPM so the 90yr old pipe can probably do better than that. Its the best shower I've ever taken. I can rinse my hair in under 20 seconds.

While exiting a public bathroom, I turned out the light on two men stinking up the stalls.

I once opened a full box of Tampax tampons, added the word "Turbo" to each one and then resealed the box.

I made up a batch of lemon sorbet last night. All natural, organic and berkeleying delicious!

Every time I walk past the freezer I have been stopping to eat a spoonful. This is not a well balanced and nutritious breakfast but at this rate it will not last until lunch let alone dessert tonight!

Kenny_McCormic wrote: I

duals FTW

You don't want to buy undeveloped property next to any house I lived in after college. I used to do R&D with pesticides. That is all.

I'm putting off every task possible until the kids start school next week. I actually feel really motivated to do productive things today, but I'm going to do berkeley all because I can.

In reply to fasted58:

We are currently considering upgrading to a quadmount, as inspired by the M45 quadmount.

I am helping build a Tough Mudder competition... I'm starting to kind of get excited about the small details in how difficult I can make each challenge.... Like just the slope and angle of the mud pits and the design of each wall I help design, I'm also in charge of the hay bale sail and keep doodling different configurations of each obstacle to create the most fun/difficulty.

I hated it when I started. Wanna run? PM me. It's in western Ky early September 35 dollar entry. Should be interesting...