I was trying to sad and compassionate about my wife getting stuck in the Chicago airport tonight and having to cancel her whole trip because she couldn't get another flight to the UP until Friday. It's really really hard to sound sad when I have a huge ass smile because now I can go rallycross on Saturday. My wife has to sleep on a bench tonight and I'm all giddy. I'm a bad person.
In reply to mazdeuce:
Your wife must not hang out here!
he better hope she doesn't ...
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:BoostedBrandon wrote: I don't like the taste of beer.Wash it down with cask strength bourbon.
Everything is better cask... I confess...
I'm checking the catering company's delivery girl out on the CCTV system. I'm sure she doesn't mind. Flattering, right? 
A cute cashier flirted with me. I didn't flirt back....
Then I regretted it severly when the little woman accused me of checking her out anyways.
FranktheTank wrote: A cute cashier flirted with me. I didn't flirt back.... Then I regretted it severly when the little woman accused me of checking her out anyways.
No good deed goes unpunished
I've been playing music from Initial D to keep myself awake when making the night runs up my local mountain pass.
Sadly, I don't think myself and the Mazda 2 will ever be known for our amazing drift skills. 
The weather was crappy today to paint outside so after the gym I spent the majority of the day watching taped "Patrick Dempsey Lemans" series and the Americas' Cup coverage.
I confess that today I plan to eat fair food for lunch. Yes, I will look for the latest in stick-mounted food technology.
However, being a traditionalist, I will probably have a foot-long corn dog from a local church's booth. A smoked turkey leg is also a possibility.
Sold my Shelby today. Owned it since 96 and I've treated like a red-headed step child and it's handled it all. I feel a little sad and it was hard to see it go. Most of all Im a little frustrated that the wife hasn't exactly been supportive of my slight depression. All she's thinking about is her Louie Viton purse, which makes me gag.
I didn't shoot the deputy.
I'm waiting here for the contractors to pull out my no parking signs. I will sing, "Sign sign everywhere a sign blockin out the scenery breaking my mind do this don't do that cant you read the sign?!"
This will be my entertainment for the day.
My wife and I often carpool. She doesnt like to ride in my G20, because, in her words, "it sits too low", so we often take the SUV. I much prefer driving my 5 speed sedan over the Autotragic GMC. She took a vacation day yesterday, and is working from home today.
I got to drive to work, in my (fun) car, listening to my music, along the route I choose, as fast as I please. I confess, its more fun without her 
I keep doing burnouts in front of my house.... It looks like a water box at the dragstrip.
This from the individual that always said you can rate how white trash a family is by how much rubber has been laid in front of their house. So far I'm the trashiest person in the county... Maybe the nation.
I think I might be a bit too competitive. I pulled into the Clowns drivethrough today, fully intending to get one of their new veggie wraps, which are really quite good, and slightly less likely to lead to angina than their typical fare. However, there was an old guy in a Cadillac in front of me, and nobody in front of us in either lane, so I went left and ordered something I knew would be fast and simple- Quarter pounder cheese meal, coke, and I passed the Cadillac guy while he was still ordering. Ha!
I'm gonna die from bad eating habits and stress, ain't I?
Sometimes I stamp my feet loudly while walking in public because peoples' reactions amuse me.
I grab mannequin boobs in stores, just to see my wife's facial expressions.
I spent money on guns instead of car parts.....
I flatted while out cycling on my road bike yesterday, and it took me ten minutes to fix the flat... Rusty doesn't cover it. 
I lusted after an old Chevy van today. It was red and oh so clean.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I lusted after an old Chevy van today. It was red and oh so clean.
...and that's all right with me. 'Cause like a picture she was laying there...
Squirrels are tasty.....well........that's what I heard. 
Hillbilly wrote: Squirrels are tasty.....well........that's what I heard.
Squirrels are tasty. I know from experience and am not ashamed to admit it.
In reply to tuna55:
Does this apply to urban squirrels that eat out of garbage cans exclusively?
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