Minor Confession Thread

Spoolpigeon wrote:

mndsm wrote: My kid was napping next to me, and I had to fart. I instinctively lifted a cheek to not bury it in my trousers, and accidentally farted on his head.

I intentionally fart on my kid's head.

My kid is only two, so it really wouldn't be that funny.

Mine is 3 and thinks its hilarious. I just have to watch my back because if I'm on the floor he will return fire.

I DO lock the windows in the car if I'm driving and I know a nasty one is coming, the wife dislikes it.

You're a good husband and father.

Spoolpigeon wrote: You're a good husband and father.

I'm glad you think so.

That's the whole reason to have kids: to have someone to blame farts on.

Uh... is this thing on?

Curmudgeon wrote: That's the whole reason to have kids: to have someone to blame farts on. Uh... is this thing on?

Don't have any kids (yet), but it IS occasionally useful having a fairly large dog that is known to be rather gassy. Though on the downside, you have to put up with really noxious dog farts...

My four year old is in the use farts as a weapon stage at the moment. He is quickly learning he is outmatched by his parents.

I will occasionally call my apprentice over to "learn him something" that is total bullE36 M3.

I've been laying bombs for a minute or two before I call him over.

He gets to stand there in a brown cloud and take it all in.

I eat coworker's lunch in the refrig if he never offers to me.

slow wrote: I eat coworker's lunch in the refrig if he never offers to me.

Your coworker knows.....haven't you wondered why the sandwich smells a little funny?

JoeyM wrote:

slow wrote: I eat coworker's lunch in the refrig if he never offers to me.

Your coworker knows.....haven't you wondered why the sandwich smells a little funny?

either a big fridge or slow is a small person to be able to eat lunch in the fridge.

I plan to steal ALL of the Kit Kat bars from my daughter after her Halloween excursion tonight.

You wouldn't think The Fridge would allow that to happen. I had a co-worker that liked to take things out of my lunch. I would batter and fry different things I would find in yard. He ate several spiders crickets and other bugs. He finally stopped when I found a mouse.

I take the "Not Fire Retardant" tags off Mechanix gloves so I can weld in them at work.

Wife listens to show tunes. "Cabaret" comes on. I know the lyrics. I start singing along.

To be fair it's because of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.

I cry every time I watch Best of the Best.

I do most of my forum stuff on the can

I want a donk.

chknhwk wrote: I cry every time I watch Best of the Best.

I love that film.

logdog wrote: I do most of my forum stuff on the can

...so that's why they call you logdog.

Mr_Estrotica wrote:

logdog wrote: I do most of my forum stuff on the can

...so that's why they call you logdog.

I am addicted to the hot links thread.

I think the thing I like least about winter is scraping windows.

Minor confession:

Forgetting the rules of the road. It is legal to pass a school bus when they do not have lights-a-flashing, stop sign flagging and there are no kids scurrying about, correct? As in, conditions are safe and acceptable to pass, the lines on the road also indicate that it's safe?

I doubted myself the other day when I was 6 deep behind a school bus out on some back roads. There were ample places to pass the bus but the first couple of folks would not budge.