Minor Confession Thread

My wife likes the movie Pitch Perfect. And she wanted to watch it last night. I didn't complain because I secretly like it too.

I will turn in my man-card now.

I don't find Brad Pitt or George Clooney even remotely attractive. There, I said it.

Lesley wrote: I don't find Brad Pitt or George Clooney even remotely attractive. There, I said it.

What if they were firemen, then? I find them attractive and I'm the straightest guy in the world.

Nah, I just like the trucks firemen ride on, to be perfectly honest. I'm totally blowing my entire image here.

Lesley wrote: I don't find Brad Pitt or George Clooney even remotely attractive. There, I said it.

Dudess. Even JG finds Clooney attractive. I think. Or was that Wallens or one of the other inmates?

Lesley wrote: Nah, I just like the trucks firemen ride on, to be perfectly honest. I'm totally blowing my entire image here.

I'm curious, who do you find attractive?

Lesley wrote: I don't find Brad Pitt or George Clooney even remotely attractive. There, I said it.

It's OK, I don't either.

I had a weird experience when buying from Lowes and Home Depot on the same day, and I sent the CEOs a letter explaining it. I ended up getting gift cards from both and I feel sort of guilty since I didn't ask for the gift cards and wasn't shorted out of any money to begin with, just time.

EastCoastMojo wrote:

RX Reven' wrote: I owe my local supermarket ~nine bucks for the pie I didn’t pay for yesterday. I didn’t intentionally avoid paying for it, I just overlooked it while putting the other stuff on the conveyer. However, I realized what I had done just as I was pulling away from the register and yet I didn’t speak up to correct my mistake. I’d like to say my motivation was to avoid the hassle of making another transaction but I know what was going through my mind in that split second of decision making…”I can totally pull this off”. What the Berkley is wrong with me…I’ve never stolen a thing in my life and I’m in great financial shape so I’m at a loss to understand why I did it. The one clue I have came during that moment of decision where I felt an urgent fight or flight response which was very characteristic of my childhood. But I’m fifty now and the Boogeyman of my past hasn’t been a threat for a long time. Actually, the Boogeyman died a year ago and his birthday was last Sunday so he has been on my mind a lot lately…hmmm. When I started this post, I had no idea it would end this way…I’m sorry if I bummed anyone out.

I just have one question for you. What kind of pie was it?

It was one of these…

I couldn’t say how good it was as I felt too guilty to eat any but a MegaDork on this site did chow through a good portion of it so it is possible to find out.

This guy. I freaking love him.

mtn wrote:

Lesley wrote: Nah, I just like the trucks firemen ride on, to be perfectly honest. I'm totally blowing my entire image here.

I'm curious, who do you find attractive?

Interesting. One of my favorite actors.

Charisma beats out pretty boys. Every. Single. Time.

Lesley wrote: Charisma beats out pretty boys. Every. Single. Time.

Hurray! I have neither!

tuna55 beat me to it … add old to the equation and there's not much chance

wbjones wrote: tuna55 beat me to it … add old to the equation and there's not much chance

Yup, same here. Don't have any money either.

Curmudgeon wrote:

wbjones wrote: tuna55 beat me to it … add old to the equation and there's not much chance

Yup, same here. Don't have any money either.

No dinero aqui

And I'm bald. And a nerd.

tuna55 wrote:

Lesley wrote: Charisma beats out pretty boys. Every. Single. Time.

Hurray! I have neither!

Large penis?

In reply to Duke: Uhhh, no thanks.

Lesley wrote: In reply to Duke: Uhhh, no thanks.

Hey, a man's got to think he has something...

Lesley wrote: This guy. I freaking love him.

mtn wrote:

Lesley wrote: Nah, I just like the trucks firemen ride on, to be perfectly honest. I'm totally blowing my entire image here.

I'm curious, who do you find attractive?

He sure was mean to Beecher on Oz.

Duke wrote:

tuna55 wrote:

Lesley wrote: Charisma beats out pretty boys. Every. Single. Time.

Hurray! I have neither!

Large penis?

I haven't measured, nor would I know what to compare with, but it has worked well so far.

tuna55 wrote:

Duke wrote:

tuna55 wrote:

Lesley wrote: Charisma beats out pretty boys. Every. Single. Time.

Hurray! I have neither!

Large penis?

I haven't measured, nor would I know what to compare with, but it has worked well so far.

While in my mid 20’s, I went through a Master’s Degree program in Human Factors Engineering which includes the study anthropometrics (you know…size, range of motion, etc. of various parts of the human anatomy.)

Let’s just say one would have been be ill advised to handle any of the labs measurement equipment shortly after the anthropometrics tables were released to the students.

Oh, and to answer your question, the mean is 5" with a standard deviation of 0.25"...at least that's what I recommend telling SWMBO.

Lesley wrote: Nah, I just like the trucks firemen ride on, to be perfectly honest. I'm totally blowing my entire image here.

Liar, liar pants on fire.

In a world of too many Kardashians, bimbettes in hot pink spandex at the gym driving hugeass SUVs because their neighbors have one a bit smaller, where big media dictates our future opinions; I applaud Lesley for slamming her beer on the table in a room full of guys and saying, "Not for me".

Bless you. God speed.

I have seen George Clooney a couple times and have to respectfully disagree with Lesley. Brad Pitt on the other hand is a bit too scruffy.,

In reply to RX Reven':

Sorry for skewing the curve.