Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/7/13 5:14 a.m.

There is no other explanation.

How in the world can so much vomit fit inside of a 13kg toddler?

Last night he covered his bed, our bed, both couches (we moved from one to the other as he soiled them), and the dog with his exorcist antics.

The dog got some on her tail, which she was VERY happy about... at that point there was nothing to do but laugh.

Here's the poor guy today...

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
12/7/13 6:01 a.m.

I agree. How else can they turn 6 oz of formula into 3 pounds of E36 M3?

SkinnyG
SkinnyG HalfDork
12/7/13 8:37 a.m.

Both my kids went through the same thing.

Apparently there is a Skylanders action figure to suit:

Lava Barf Eruptor. How do they think this up?

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/7/13 8:42 a.m.

Nothin' like hearin' that noise at 2am- Wife wakes me up "Gibson's puking..." Ok what do you want ME to do about it? Here's a towel, I'm going back to bed.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/7/13 8:55 a.m.

Well, I should have known better than to make a grassroots post on the day after...

Day two:

The kid (hereby after known as "The Tardis") was looking tons better after his afternoon nap so we went out for a little drive.

Unfortunately he went exorcist in the car.The short version is I drove home without a shirt on.

vwcorvette
vwcorvette Dork
12/7/13 9:44 a.m.

You have to save that first pic and frame it for his college dorm room!

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
12/7/13 9:49 a.m.

These things happen. Just be sure to keep him sipping fluids so he doesn't get dehydrated.

Ah, yes. I not-so-fondly recall my elder son barfing in the car as I am driving down the interstate. Not a good feeling.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/7/13 12:34 p.m.

Yeah... Hydration is key . make sure Hes urinating regularly.

SkinnyG
SkinnyG HalfDork
12/7/13 1:28 p.m.

That would be the one. It's a two-dayer in there, with a wee lull in-between that makes you think you're over the hump, but then they puke out the hump. Should be good to go now.

SkinnyG
SkinnyG HalfDork
12/7/13 1:28 p.m.

You know you are a parent when you try to catch it so it doesn't get on the carpet.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
12/7/13 1:31 p.m.
SkinnyG wrote: You know you are a parent when you try to catch it so it doesn't get on the carpet.

LOL! Too true.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
12/7/13 3:16 p.m.
Hungary Bill wrote: There is no other explanation. How in the world can so much vomit fit inside of a 13kg toddler?

I was worried when I read this and noticed a picture loading just off-screen...

sachilles
sachilles SuperDork
12/7/13 3:40 p.m.

I swear my 4 year old has a ten gallon bladder.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltraDork
12/9/13 12:28 a.m.
sachilles wrote: I swear my 4 year old has a ten gallon bladder.

Until you try to drive more than 20 minutes from home, that is. Then it becomes the size of a pistachio.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Dork
12/9/13 2:53 a.m.
SkinnyG wrote: That would be the one. It's a two-dayer in there, with a wee lull in-between that makes you think you're over the hump, but then they puke out the hump. Should be good to go now.

Happened just like that. After the car incident he pepped back up and was fine for the rest of the day. Then later that night, as I was just about asleep, I heard the unmistakable sound of "Round 3".

Hoo-Dawgies!

Sunday was smooth sailing though.

For what it's worth, I did the "hand cup" thing. I was laughing my ass off while I was doing it too. I really really didn't want to clean the couch again

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