I didn't feel super-well yesterday, so I took a nap on the couch. While sleeping, I dreamed that our little dog pooped in the house. Bad dog! And on the rug? Bad, bad dog. You know better.
I woke up to find her sitting beside the couch, just staring right at me. She has one of those "do my bidding" stares.
Dog, please let me nap a little longer.
She growled.
Is it urgent?
Bark.
Okay, fine. Let's go.
And as soon as we got out into the backyard, she pooped.
WilD
HalfDork
5/12/16 12:09 p.m.
I don't think you are clairvoyant. Your dog clearly has impressive psychic powers though. Be glad it isn't evil.
RossD
UltimaDork
5/12/16 12:10 p.m.
You're highly suggestible.
Trust me, she's evil. Don't let the cute face deceive you.
Knurled
MegaDork
5/12/16 12:26 p.m.
WilD wrote:
I don't think you are clairvoyant. Your dog clearly has impressive psychic powers though. Be glad it isn't evil.
This. As long as your neighbor doesn't have an unhealthy obsession with Jodie Foster, you're good.
My dog pooped in the house yesterday, and then came and stared at me in a "this is what you get when I get no treats" kind of way...its a doggie conspiracy
Be glad you have a dog instead of a cat. Your clairvoyant dream would have involved arson.
Duke
MegaDork
5/12/16 2:02 p.m.
I think it was just your subconscious responding to the dogfarts.