My kid's Vice Principal drove this to work today. She just gained about 1000 awesome points with the sixth grade boys.
My kid's Vice Principal drove this to work today. She just gained about 1000 awesome points with the sixth grade boys.
She's a take no E36 M3 tough as nails type gal. Probably why she does well as a middle school authority figure. She races at the local dirt oval as well. Looking at the sea of mediocrity that is the staff parking lot, her car stands out.
A dirt track racing no bullE36 M3 principal girl that drives that camaro? Is she hot? I bet she would destroy a dude in the sack.
I'm more scared of her than attracted to her, but I can see that the right someone would be very excited.
This is an appropriate place to shout "PICS OR BANHAMMER!"
I wanna know what the Principal of Vices looks like before I flesh out the rest of this fantasy. Is a Jaime Pressly look-alike too much to hope for?
mazdeuce wrote: I'm more scared of her than attracted to her, but I can see that the right someone would be very excited.
Fear is a powerful musk on the right woman. I mean how many times have we all professed wanting to drive something that will likely kill us? Same goes for the ladies.
One of my math teachers in high school ran a tight, tight ship. You did not talk in her class, you did not screw around, you LEARNED. A disciplinarian. French Canadian, way up the hot/crazy graph on both axes. She also drove a yellow Corvette and liked leather miniskirts. Quite a memorable character, lemme tell you.
Also had a science teacher who drove a fairly new IROC-Z, but he wasn't as cool as the car.
My kids vice principal drives a 560SL and I'm sleeping with her. .
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*my kids are homeschooled.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: ..I wanna know what the Principal of Vices looks like before I flesh out the rest of this fantasy. Is a Jaime Pressly look-alike too much to hope for?..
That's not Jaime Pressly (Joe Dirt's girlfriend / maybe sister) that's Brittany Daniel (his childhood friend).
This is Jaime Pressly:
Keith Tanner wrote: One of my math teachers in high school ran a tight, tight ship. You did not talk in her class, you did not screw around, you LEARNED. A disciplinarian. French Canadian, way up the hot/crazy graph on both axes. She also drove a yellow Corvette and liked leather miniskirts. Quite a memorable character, lemme tell you. Also had a science teacher who drove a fairly new IROC-Z, but he wasn't as cool as the car.
We had a high-school teacher who also drove a new(at the time) IROC-Z, the football coach/boy's PE teacher, but he was an shiny happy person and looked like Captain Kangaroo(100% serious). My greatest vindication of high-school was accidentally nailing him in the nuts from 1/2-way across the gym with the puck when playing floor hockey one day. He did leave me alone from that point on though.
aircooled wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: ..I wanna know what the Principal of Vices looks like before I flesh out the rest of this fantasy. Is a Jaime Pressly look-alike too much to hope for?..That's not Jaime Pressly (Joe Dirt's girlfriend / maybe sister) that's Brittany Daniel (his childhood friend). This is Jaime Pressly:
Not surprisingly, I can treat them interchangeably as far as what I need from this fantasy. "In the trailer park" is close enough. In fact, one of her legs could be a machine gun and I can still make it work.
Woody wrote:Sine_Qua_Non wrote: You all forget she could be a lesbian.This just keeps getting better...
I was trying to work out the downside myself.
Sine_Qua_Non wrote: You all forget she could be a lesbian.
She's married to a guy, but the world is a funny place sometimes......
Sine_Qua_Non wrote: You all forget she could be a lesbian.
Wouldn't she be driving a Forrester then?
As much as I appreciate seeing any 2nd gen F-body that looks clean and gets used, why must people do THAT to them?
GCooper wrote:Sine_Qua_Non wrote: You all forget she could be a lesbian.Wouldn't she be driving a Forrester then?
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