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DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo HalfDork
1/17/13 5:49 p.m.

Just came across a kid whose legal first name is Epic.

And Brian Griffin is the new president of some branch of the company that employs me.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
1/17/13 5:53 p.m.

I had a customer with the last name Duh today.

fritzsch
fritzsch Reader
1/17/13 5:55 p.m.

I met a Socrates the other day. Wasn't Greek or anything, but black. That was cool. My work had a news story on its website the other day on a customer whose last name is Bot.

MA$$hole
MA$$hole HalfDork
1/17/13 5:55 p.m.

In reply to DuctTape&Bondo:

Makes you wonder if maybe the parents were illiterate and meant to write Eric.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
1/17/13 5:56 p.m.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
1/17/13 6:02 p.m.

I know at least two people who can legitimately say "Danger is my middle name".

nocones
nocones Dork
1/17/13 6:12 p.m.

I had a supplier named Raymond scism yes he went by Ray

aircooled
aircooled PowerDork
1/17/13 6:22 p.m.
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: Just came across a kid whose legal first name is Epic.....

If it's so epic, why don't you tell us what it is?

Sadly, this guy will make the jump to the US leagues:

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
1/17/13 6:30 p.m.

When I was a young lad, I caddied for an obstetrician named Dr. Buggy.

nicksta43
nicksta43 Dork
1/17/13 6:33 p.m.

In before someone says orangejello and yellowjello

Cone_Junky
Cone_Junky Dork
1/17/13 6:36 p.m.
aircooled wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: Just came across a kid whose legal first name is Epic.....
If it's so epic, why don't you tell us what it is? Sadly, this guy will make the jump to the US leagues:

Who is Dome and why does he dislike him so much?

Woody
Woody MegaDork
1/17/13 6:43 p.m.
Cone_Junky wrote:
aircooled wrote:
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: Just came across a kid whose legal first name is Epic.....
If it's so epic, why don't you tell us what it is? Sadly, this guy will make the jump to the US leagues:
Who is Dome and why does he dislike him so much?

Maybe he prefers to play outside...

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
1/17/13 6:49 p.m.

One customer with the last name "Slutzky," another with the last name "Weinerhold." We had a neighbor growing up named Marty Fagg. Poor dude.

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
1/17/13 6:56 p.m.
friedgreencorrado wrote:

Please PM me for delivery information on my new keyboard, Thank you very much.

stuart in mn
stuart in mn PowerDork
1/17/13 7:00 p.m.
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: And Brian Griffin is the new president of some branch of the company that employs me.

Some years ago I had a business relationship with a guy named Neil Diamond. I remember the first time my secretary took a message from him, she was pretty puzzled about why a famous singer would be calling me.

wbjones
wbjones UberDork
1/17/13 7:02 p.m.
friedgreencorrado wrote:

what ?

chknhwk
chknhwk HalfDork
1/17/13 7:04 p.m.

I had my son at the park the other day playing and another little boy the same age named Samuel Adams Beers was there. You can't make this stuff up.

logdog
logdog HalfDork
1/17/13 7:08 p.m.

One of the engineers at work is named Mandeep.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
1/17/13 7:15 p.m.

I had a student with Urethra for a name.

Spitsix
Spitsix Reader
1/17/13 7:23 p.m.

In reply to neon4891: On First?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo UberDork
1/17/13 7:26 p.m.

I sold a bicycle to a man named Richard Petty. No E36 M3!

poopshovel
poopshovel UltimaDork
1/17/13 7:31 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I sold a bicycle to a man named Richard Petty. No E36 M3!

Was he wearing sunglasses and a funny hat???

Zomby Woof
Zomby Woof UberDork
1/17/13 7:40 p.m.
logdog wrote: One of the engineers at work is named Mandeep.

I worked with a guy named Sukhdeep.

Being 15 minutes outside Toronto, and having 1100 employees from just about every culture, there were some beauties, but the best was a guy named Clinton Pusey. Yes, it was pronounced that way.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 HalfDork
1/17/13 7:48 p.m.

There is an engineer I saw in a company video named Baldeep.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance SuperDork
1/17/13 7:50 p.m.

A guy at my old job's name was David Crockett.

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