Nekkid + Beef Jerkey = FAIL!

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SHEBOYGAN — Police say a Wisconsin woman stripped in front of her children in an attempt to avoid arrest for shoplifting and then scuffled with officers.

Julia E. Laack, 36, of Sheboygan was charged Friday with felony battery to a peace officer, resisting, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct, the Sheboygan Press reported.

The criminal complaint alleges Laack stole a bag of beef jerky and a lighter at a convenience store Thursday. Police went to her home. The complaint said she refused to come to the door and began screaming and swearing at three children in her house, telling one that the incident was all his fault.

Police entered and tried to calm her down. With her children present, the complaint said, she stripped to her underwear and told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked. Laack struggled with officers as they tried to arrest her, the complaint alleged, kicking one in the groin and spitting in the mouth of another.

While in the squad car on the way to the police station, the complaint said, Laack exposed her buttocks against the rear window.

Glad there is no pictures with it, as I doubt it is someone you want to see nekkid

...told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

I was not aware of this fine point of the law.

Keith wrote:

...told the officers they couldn’t arrest her because she would be naked.

I was not aware of this fine point of the law.

Neither was I, but I may have been absent that day.

well.....if you wanna see......just not at work or in front of kids

http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/Julia-E.-Laack.jpg

before I read the article.. I had all sorts of nasty thoughts of how nekkid and beefjerkey could be combined

I wonder what her tattoo says. Hopefully it is something tactful.

Not completely nekkid, she still has shoes/sandals on.

It's probably something about "property of....." tattoo.

I can't believe a police department would be so lacking for stuff to do that they would actually go to someone's house over beef jerky and a lighter.

In Sheboygan, that's probably a major crime.

I have been in Sheboygan.. there is not much there anymore

Now that's quality parenting, right there. For several generations back.

only the best for our next generation

Sheboygan

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It's just fun to say

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Meh,

They spell it wrong.

I guess she's never watched Cops, being naked seems to be a requirement for getting arrested. At least shirtless...

Is the L in Laack silent?

Grtechguy wrote: well.....if you wanna see......just not at work or in front of kids http://images.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2009/10/Julia-E.-Laack.jpg

Looks an awful lot like NYPD

shipoopi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99kHuTOJ94o&feature=related