mapper
mapper Reader
4/16/13 2:11 p.m.

Deadly beavers

A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to sever an artery, and his friends couldn't stop the blood flow. Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees. Beaver attacks are rare, though, and when they do occur, rabid beavers are generally to blame (as in the 2012 attack in upstate New York). But just this week, a video was posted on YouTube showing a beaver going after a Russian man, reports the Telegraph, and two girls were seriously injured after being mauled by a beaver in Virginia last year.
1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
4/16/13 2:15 p.m.
mapper wrote: Sky News helpfully reminds us that beavers can, of course, bite through trees.

A tragedy to be sure, but this line had me rolling!

slefain
slefain UltraDork
4/16/13 2:17 p.m.

http://acr.mediapush.net/2202497

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
4/16/13 2:27 p.m.

I'm usually the one going after the bea....nevermind.

foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
4/16/13 2:27 p.m.

This is nothing new to those of us who trap. A beaver is no wimp in a fight.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
4/16/13 2:32 p.m.

I can't believe no one posted this yet:

"In Soviet Russia, Beaver eats you!"

slefain
slefain UltraDork
4/16/13 2:33 p.m.

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
4/16/13 4:02 p.m.

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