Wally
Wally UltimaDork
5/29/12 11:46 p.m.

http://www.northjersey.com/news/Hackensack_man_stabs_self_throws_intenstines_at_police.html?mobile=1

Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers

Tuesday, May 29, 2012 Last updated: Tuesday May 29, 2012, 7:36 PM

BY MARLENE NAANES

A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.

Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.

Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.

The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.

Email: naanes@northjersey.com

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/29/12 11:50 p.m.
Wally wrote: Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers

Maybe its because I just got done trolling drifters on Forza but this just made me laugh uncontrollably.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
5/30/12 12:07 a.m.

Beat you to it Wally I mentioned this guy in my Zombies are coming thread. There was also another guy that I had mentioned that exhibited similar beginning stages on a plane. If this is all being caused by a new drug it is some really nasty stuff.

Karl La Follette
Karl La Follette SuperDork
5/30/12 6:13 p.m.

Woody
Woody UltimaDork
5/30/12 6:31 p.m.

OMG, that track is shaped like intestines!

Toyman01
Toyman01 PowerDork
5/30/12 6:38 p.m.

Pepper spray on your bare intestines. That's got to be a little painful.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/30/12 6:42 p.m.

I thought this thread was going to involve full-service gas stations and jug handles on the highway.

RexSeven
RexSeven SuperDork
5/30/12 6:49 p.m.

Bath salts are a helluva drug.

Seriously, this guy sounds like he was trying to attempt a Mortal Kombat Fatality on himself.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/30/12 7:06 p.m.
Woody wrote: OMG, that track is shaped like *intestines*!

Not if you rotate it 90 degrees left...

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UberDork
5/30/12 7:14 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
Woody wrote: OMG, that track is shaped like *intestines*!
Not if you rotate it 90 degrees left...

LOL dong track! Another great potential avatar there. Also notice that the parking area/paddock is in the sack.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/30/12 7:56 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: I thought this thread was going to involve full-service gas stations and jug handles on the highway.

what is wrong with full service gas and Jughandles?

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
5/30/12 8:10 p.m.
GameboyRMH wrote:
Curmudgeon wrote:
Woody wrote: OMG, that track is shaped like *intestines*!
Not if you rotate it 90 degrees left...
LOL dong track! Another great potential avatar there. Also notice that the parking area/paddock is in the sack.

Like my new one?

racerfink
racerfink Dork
5/30/12 8:13 p.m.

Just lends more credence to my saying that all the crazy people in Florida come from up north...

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/30/12 8:25 p.m.
racerfink wrote: Just lends more credence to my saying that all the crazy people in Florida come from up north...

Shhhh.. florida is where we dump our crazies...

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