Ninja vs. Pirates debate finally settled

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/27/world/africa/27pirates.html?hp

Pirates FTW

The life of a Pirate is one non-stop party.

Rum > sake.

Wenches > pretty much anything else.

Han Solo > Luke Skywalker.

What they aren't telling you is that the pirates employed ninjas to actually do the hijacking... but nobody saw them.

Not true. Ninjas are all cool about being able to leap stealthily onto a roof, but they don't have the centuries of experience on moving platforms that Pirates have.

These are the guys that were used:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Pirate

Those aren't ninjas though. Those are ninja-pirates. A fusion of all that is awesome. 50% Ninja + 50% Pirate + 100% Awesome.

Edit: I hear at least one Ninja-Pirate has been sighted frequenting motorsports events...

its not over..

enters ninja stealth mode

pirates....

...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?

The article said:There is even a pirate spokesman (who could not be reached for comment on Friday.)

Yaaaar! I was with me wenches!

hotrodlarry wrote: pirates.... ...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?

That's because you never see ninjas at all.

I picture this ending with a really cool covert operation involving some highly specialized commando force that will likely be recounted by Tom Clancy.

hotrodlarry wrote: pirates.... ...cause you never see ninjas with wenches , do ya?

The girls who get with ninjas knows what's coming to them if they open their mouths. Ever wonder why sushi made at home never tastes as good as the stuff you get out? You're using the wrong kind of meat.

Ninjas. Duh.

Here's Proof.

Na Pirates are still cooler......beer,wenches Duh! Those are thing you can use every day

The girls who get with ninjas knows what's coming to them if they open their mouths. Ever wonder why sushi made at home never tastes as good as the stuff you get out? You're using the wrong kind of meat.

awesome...LOL