N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/22/12 8:11 a.m.

We all have odd holiday traditions. Decorating the birthday persons chair, Kris Kringleing the family members (by leaving very strange gifts at the doorstep) while trying to avoid getting caught by other family members or the cops who you have to explain what you are doing to...

Well its Thanksgiving, so I'll share my Thanksgiving tradition and see if anyone can compete, which I'm sure you can.

As soon as I get off work, I'm changing and grabbing my AK because on thanksgiving, we all go out into the front yard and shoot assault rifles.

sachilles
sachilles SuperDork
11/22/12 8:18 a.m.

Need example of said strange gifts. I feel a new tradition coming on.....and a way to get stuff out of our junk room.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/22/12 8:36 a.m.

We will drop off a dollar store thing or a family heirloom that no one wants, hanging it on the door or something with a note from "Kris Kringle." As for those of you who are going to say, "But, hey, I thought you were a Witch." Yes, guilty as charged, but I was raised Catholic and believe in Baby Jebus, so I play along,

Things such as candy all the way to the giant doll my grandma used to dress up are left on doorsteps. The doll is life size. Yes, I'm sure all she did was play dress up with it.

The fun part of that is to guess who it was. This year, my wife is my secret weapon. We know the poems that my uncle writes, so Wifey will be writing a poem to trick everyone.

Donebrokeit
Donebrokeit HalfDork
11/22/12 8:54 a.m.

A number of family members use to do some shooting, started about noon and stopped around 3PM then went inside and had dinner around 4PM . Now the "backstop" is a development

Paul B

N Sperlo wrote: We all have odd holiday traditions. Decorating the birthday persons chair, Kris Kringleing the family members (by leaving very strange gifts at the doorstep) while trying to avoid getting caught by other family members or the cops who you have to explain what you are doing to... Well its Thanksgiving, so I'll share my Thanksgiving tradition and see if anyone can compete, which I'm sure you can. As soon as I get off work, I'm changing and grabbing my AK because on thanksgiving, we all go out into the front yard and shoot assault rifles.
N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/22/12 9:01 a.m.

In reply to Donebrokeit:

For Shame. We have two ranges. One is just a hunting area, so during hunting season, we don't shoot over there. The backstop is a large uphill climb leading to an old runway. The worry is that a shot may go too high and hit a hunter on the runway.

Sachilles, Always remember, putting a felt and glue Santa hat on anything makes it festive.

Mazdax605
Mazdax605 Dork
11/22/12 9:06 a.m.

Well I just got home from playing 2.25 hours of hockey. Is that an odd tradition?

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UltraDork
11/22/12 9:34 a.m.

I don't know if it's strange really, but we like to usually go to the movies after Thanksgiving Dinner. However this year, since my inlaws now live in the South Loop, we will be going to the Field Museum.

petegossett
petegossett UltraDork
11/22/12 9:44 a.m.

I have a coworker who gets together with a bunch of their friends and goes hot-air ballooning every thanksgiving. They have an annual "Les Nessman Turkey Drop", which doesn't actually involve turkeys at all, only rubber-chickens dressed as turkeys.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UltimaDork
11/22/12 9:50 a.m.

That's a good one, Pete.

Dropping turkeys could be dangerous. Especially if their frozen.

akamcfly
akamcfly HalfDork
11/22/12 11:02 a.m.

Wanna hear WEIRD? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October!

Happy thanksgiving to the 14303! Everyone else can jump in the lake!

rebelgtp
rebelgtp UltraDork
11/22/12 11:36 a.m.

We use to always watch a "Porky's" marathon every Thanksgivings day.

ZOO
ZOO SuperDork
11/22/12 11:41 a.m.
akamcfly wrote: Wanna hear WEIRD? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October! Happy thanksgiving to the 14303! Everyone else can jump in the lake!

What a coincidence . . . so do we

I'd actually like to have a second Thanksgiving -- November needs a holiday, too.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy UberDork
11/22/12 1:18 p.m.

We have family arguements.......and we're Italian and loud.

My sister married into a "more" Italian family than ours and every meal has pasta.

Turkey and a giant pan of lasagna.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
11/22/12 4:07 p.m.

Turkey and lasagna here too. Plus, sausage and peppers. Nothing wrong with that.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
11/22/12 5:08 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: We all have odd holiday traditions. Decorating the birthday persons chair, Kris Kringleing the family members (by leaving very strange gifts at the doorstep) while trying to avoid getting caught by other family members or the cops who you have to explain what you are doing to... Well its Thanksgiving, so I'll share my Thanksgiving tradition and see if anyone can compete, which I'm sure you can. As soon as I get off work, I'm changing and grabbing my AK because on thanksgiving, we all go out into the front yard and shoot assault rifles.

\Southern Sheriff's voice:

Boy, around here, we call that "Saturday".

/Southern Sheriff's voice

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/22/12 9:47 p.m.

Seems like we usually wind up watching a Bond flick while fighting off a turkey coma.

Run, James, run!

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic HalfDork
11/22/12 10:02 p.m.
Woody wrote: Turkey and lasagna here too. Plus, sausage and peppers. Nothing wrong with that.

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wlkelley3
wlkelley3 SuperDork
11/22/12 10:07 p.m.
ZOO wrote:
akamcfly wrote: Wanna hear WEIRD? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October! Happy thanksgiving to the 14303! Everyone else can jump in the lake!
What a coincidence . . . so do we I'd actually like to have a second Thanksgiving -- November needs a holiday, too.

Where my wife is from Thanksgiving is the last weekend of September. Only its called Chosuk there. Korea.

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
11/22/12 10:22 p.m.

Not odd but one of the most memorable traditions I remember ever since I was a kid was my Dad and I taking off T'day morning and doing one final scouting of our hunting spots in preparation for opening of buck season. Worked up a good appetite and dinner was ready when we returned. Dad quit hunting when he was 81, he's 89 now and doing fine.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
11/23/12 4:34 a.m.

Remember when Comedy Central would play MST3K all day long? (sigh)

petegossett
petegossett UltraDork
11/23/12 6:55 a.m.

In reply to Appleseed:

Oh yeah, that was great!

I also remember when every classic-rock station would play "Alice's Restaurant" every year at noon.

friedgreencorrado
friedgreencorrado PowerDork
11/24/12 6:51 p.m.
petegossett wrote: In reply to Appleseed: Oh yeah, that was great! I also remember when every classic-rock station would play "Alice's Restaurant" every year at noon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m57gzA2JCcM

IIRC, The first time I ever saw McQueen's "Le Mans" without the pan & scan was when Speedvision was running it on T'giving night.

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
11/24/12 11:09 p.m.
Appleseed wrote: Remember when Comedy Central would play MST3K all day long? (sigh)

I do, I do. Ah, those were the days.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
11/25/12 6:30 a.m.
David S. Wallens wrote:
Appleseed wrote: Remember when Comedy Central would play MST3K all day long? (sigh)
I do, I do. Ah, those were the days.

Dang, I miss that show.

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
11/25/12 6:36 a.m.
Curmudgeon wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote:
Appleseed wrote: Remember when Comedy Central would play MST3K all day long? (sigh)
I do, I do. Ah, those were the days.
Dang, I miss that show.

Netflix. I watched an episode last week.

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