OK, Satan's Ideal Car (WWSD)

Joe Nichols-Brokenheartville

Definatively, the devil drives a Coupe deVille

In reply to KyAllroad:

With a Northstar.......might explain some things about those cars

He just steals yours.

Makes me think of Crowley from Good Omens. 1926 black Bentley, one owner since new.

I always thought it was a 1966 Oldsmobile Toronado Coupe?

I always thought the Mercedes from Witches of Eastwick was pretty appropriate:

Replace flags with something more horrifying and neglect to clean up the brain matter.

She drives a Lamborghini Diablo.

The last I knew, she was driving a Mercury Sable.

In reply to JFX001: LOL, I got you man.

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No one on here yet said Prius?

Fuego?

I vote Viper. It is Satan. His car has the damage turned off and the volume cranked to 11. There is no need for keeping a low profile and a Bright green Viper screams look at me.

Miata

Woody wrote: Fuego?

Fire, excellent choice.

Frigging Hellcat. That thing belches brimstone.

pinchvalve wrote: You need to collect souls, spread temptation, and work towards eternal darkness and damnation. What would Satan drive?

I thought Satan wasn't any kind of spreader of temptation or evil or anything like that, but rather he was sent to hell because he believed in humanity's superiority, and that temptation and evil were human frailties.

Anyway, the answer is Maserati Biturbo. Because it's bad ideas wrapped in good intentions.

Dave wrote: Seems fitting somehow

No, that's what Darth Vader would drive. All black, no steering or brake feel (Vader had no hands or legs, remember?), and constantly making all sorts of wheezing noises.

Am i the only one to think along completely different lines?

Burrito Enthusiast wrote: Makes me think of Crowley from Good Omens. 1926 black Bentley, one owner since new.

Exactly what popped into my mind.

I vote for Satan driving a Gemballa Avalanche in bright red or shiny black.

In reply to Beer Baron:

Haven't seen that movie in a while, but I seem to remember hearing a V8. Diablo kit car?

I suppose the "Devil Z" would be a little too on the nose?

Pinto. Think about it.

I think Ol' Scratch would show up in something like the Maybach Excelero. Totally over-the-top and sinister looking.

Or an Impala SS. A bit more subtle but still sinister looking.