Okay, fess up. Which one of you guys is this?

Love your car

jg

How 'bout that sidebar:

THE MAN WHO HAS SEX WITH VEHICLES

IN PICTURES

Oh Man! And I thought it was bad buying a car from someone who smokes!! :omg:

'Mechaphilia'. :omg: Uggh.

Car Humper said:"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

Well, a C3 corvette could mess up anybody's sexual orientation.

Since I'm not sure if there's a way to embed videos yet,

The Mecury Mistress

"I think someone has raped Herbie Mr Douglas."

blockquote>GameboyRMH wrote:

Car Humper said:"When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

Well, a C3 corvette could mess up anybody's sexual orientation.

Bleh! The real Stingray is the best Stingray! <

Yikes!

I remember coming across a link on a forum, a few years back, for guys like him. There were explicit instructions on how, using foam and latex, to turn the tailpipe into a, um, sexual gratification orifice.

To each his own I guess. That sure ain't what I mean when I say a car turns me on...

I have to question, how, where, and wouldn't it hurt?

Well, I guess all the people with Melon shooter exhausts are safe.

mechanics of this are.....

wait a minute...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

mercury mistress? is that you?

:omg:reminds me of a friend of mine back in high school... I wanted to tach weld razor blades into the tail pipe...

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/sex-with-car.aspx?dateonline=Monday%2019%20May%202008

http://www.londonfetishscene.com/wipi/index.php/How_to_make_love_to_a_car <-- not really safe for anyone.. let alone work

From

http://carloving.blogspot.com/

When does my next school quarter start, I have too much time

How weird would it be to come back to your car after a long day at a car show, only to find him...:whatthe:

Would Tetnus be considered and STD?

Wally wrote: Would Tetnus be considered and STD?

You are a sick man, Wally. I LOL'ed.

Jensenman wrote:

Wally wrote: Would Tetnus be considered and STD?

You are a sick man, Wally. I LOL'ed.

Or would it be an LTD.

Guys guys guys....

Seen Southland Tales yet?

Hot car sex scene. I suggest you all check it out.