People who smack on gum...

....chew with your mouths open, spit, suck on now & laters/cough drops/jawbreakers, etc. with your mouths open:

God hates you, and is going to strike you down with the AIDS, you filthy disgusting pig.

I am da sorry, i got da AIDS

Don't be shy poop, how do you really feel?

When god gives you AIDS make LemonAIDS.

They may be chewing nicotine gum…what are you, some commie tobacco lobbyist or some such.

Guy next to me chews the same berkeleying piece of gum loudly all day long. If he goes to lunch, he sticks it to his coffee cup and puts it back in when he gets back.

Otto Maddox wrote: Guy next to me chews the same berkeleying piece of gum loudly all day long. If he goes to lunch, he sticks it to his coffee cup and puts it back in when he gets back.

I've noticed lately that any woman I see in public is loudly chewing her gum with her gaping maw opening wide enough to stuff in another unneeded chili dog.

You forgot to mention the lowlife cretins who spit out said gum on the sidewalk or parking lot Poopy.

EastCoastMojo wrote: You forgot to mention the lowlife cretins who spit out said gum on the sidewalk or parking lot Poopy.

I think that's covered under the general heading of "Spitting." Once had a friend-of-a-friend at the house. He spit (no chewing tobacco, just spit) every 10 seconds or so. After about ten minutes of chatting about why and where his bitchin camaro may be leaking oil from, he asked if I'd mind to crawl under and take a look. He couldn't understand why I asked him if he'd lost his berkeleying mind. Apparently no one had ever called him out on the compulsive spitting thing.

Most recently:

while shopping in Target, I picked up one of their plastic baskets to carry my many items in, and thank you previous shopper, there was a smallish wad of gum tucked into the bottom of the basket. I guess I should be glad I found it before it stuck to any of my items.

Not so recently:

kids wait for the bus in front of my apartment complex. One morning, a few weeks ago, I came out and had walked only a few feet when I realized there was something stuck to the bottom of my shoe. Follks who MUST spit gum out onto sidewalks should have a special place in heck where they are forced to spend eternity licking old gum and dog poop off the bottoms of sneakers.

2 things that annoy me about folks when they eat:

eatting with an open mouth, and smacking your lips with EVERY bite of food you eat. I once had a co-worker who did both.

With the level of dumb ass usually associated with these behaviors, you can never be too specific.

What mental dysfunction causes a person to chew with his mouth open, anyway?

berkeleying disgusting.

In reply to MG Bryan:

Not only is it disgusting, you risk losing valuable food.

They are mouth breathers. They do everything with their mouths open.

I'd like to do this to mouth breathers.

On topic and tied into the forum...

I ran over someones gum at an autocross and didnt realize it until I took the sticky tires off.

I was rather ticked.

I carry my tires on the back seat of my mustang. I put a blanket down, but still.

Grrrrr

Mrs. orphancars and I went to see a play a few weeks ago and behind us were seated not one, but TWO bipedal bovines who were snapping and popping gum throughout the whole first act. Don't know if they were doing it during the second half of the play as we were able to get seated somewhere else.

And these 2 bitties were in their late 50's -- and people complain about the kids these days.......

I'll bet he chews with his mouth open.

orphancars wrote: Mrs. orphancars and I went to see a play a few weeks ago and behind us were seated not one, but TWO bipedal bovines who were snapping and popping gum throughout the whole first act. Don't know if they were doing it during the second half of the play as we were able to get seated somewhere else. And these 2 bitties were in their late 50's -- and people complain about the kids these days.......

I find older folks are the worst. The cough drop/Werther's Original or whatever the berkeley, rolling around and clanking on teeth is almost enough to make me vomit, which would be awesome, because then I could be all "Oh, I'm sorry, is that berkeleying disgusting? I had no idea!"

orphancars wrote: And these 2 bitties were in their late 50's -- and people complain about the kids these days.......

Makes sense to me. These girls are in their 50's by now.

I never understood gum chewing. Not in the 80's and not now.

Better chewing gum within a foot of your ear, than smoking into your face.

Yer gonna look real funny eating corn on the cob with no berkeleying teeth!

A coworker get a big ol gumball eveyday after lunch. A lot of times he stands behind me to look at my computer screen or to help with my computer and he is jsut smacking away on the gum.

I hate watching people, usually women, chewing gum during church. Its just a thing I hate.

My boss picks up a handful of mints pretty much every time he heads for my desk. Then he loudly crunches them up in his mouth while he talks to me. It drives me insane. But I understand that it is frowned upon to punch your boss in the face.