PETA explains it all.

Eating chicken wings effects penis size.

Who'da guessed.

http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2013/08/30/peta-eating-chicken-wings-during-pregnancy-could-affect-sons-penis-size/

My mom apparently hates chicken.

I don't really want to read the article, but is it a good or bad effect?

Bad effect, but if like me you immediately assumed that PETA was lying, you'd be correct. So actually no effect, pig out on those wings all you want, pregnant ladies, your son won't have to shell out for an H6.

PETA has no agenda here, I'm sure of it.

Well, I have daughters, not sons. My wife loves chicken wings and we ate a bunch of them during pregnancy.

The only effect I've seen is that DD#1 has big boobs and loves hot sauce. So it seems OK if you're having girls.

Maybe excessive chicken wings caused them to be girls instead of boys.

I really want to set up out front of PETA headquarters and clean fish all day. I hate those people, even when they're naked.

nicksta43 wrote: I really want to set up out front of PETA headquarters and clean fish all day. I hate those people, even when they're naked.

SWMBO's vegan, her sisters are vegan and vegetarian, I'm vegetarian, half of the extended family is some form of vegetarian, and WE all want to go gut fish in front of PETA. Those shiny happy people are total nutjobs.

Duke wrote: Well, I have daughters, not sons. My wife loves chicken wings and we ate a bunch of them during pregnancy. The only effect I've seen is that DD#1 has big boobs and loves hot sauce. So it seems OK if you're having girls.

How old is she?

Follow up question pending.

mtn wrote:

Duke wrote: Well, I have daughters, not sons. My wife loves chicken wings and we ate a bunch of them during pregnancy. The only effect I've seen is that DD#1 has big boobs and loves hot sauce. So it seems OK if you're having girls.

How old is she? Follow up question pending.

That depends upon how old you are.

I expected this was an Mtv special.

Duke wrote:

mtn wrote:

Duke wrote: Well, I have daughters, not sons. My wife loves chicken wings and we ate a bunch of them during pregnancy. The only effect I've seen is that DD#1 has big boobs and loves hot sauce. So it seems OK if you're having girls.

How old is she? Follow up question pending.

That depends upon how old *you* are.

23

She's 21 and a senior in college. Graduate school likely. She's an autocrosser, too...

GRM matchmaking!

Don't you already have a gf? I'm single, and going to be a senior in college too, clearly I'm much more suitable.

Duke, should we send our personal resumes to you?

I'll start taking applications for my baby sister. She's 18, already got her HSD and AA and is getting her BA and then to law school. She drifts a "Kenki" (half Kouki/half Zenki) 240SX, and has drag raced a 4-speed 11-second N/A AMX. She likes racetracks and selfies. She lives in central FL.

Applications with complete resume, bio, references, and photos can be mailed with $100 to me at: Idon'tlikeanyofherboyfriendssoI'monlypartiallykidding Lane.

fritzsch wrote: Don't you already have a gf? I'm single, and going to be a senior in college too, clearly I'm much more suitable. Duke, should we send our personal resumes to you?

I was just looking for pictures

You know, for your sake Eric

Is it ok if I don't like to eat chicken wings but still like the idea of killing chickens?

Javelin wrote:

nicksta43 wrote: I really want to set up out front of PETA headquarters and clean fish all day. I hate those people, even when they're naked.

SWMBO's vegan, her sisters are vegan and vegetarian, I'm vegetarian, half of the extended family is some form of vegetarian, and WE all want to go gut fish in front of PETA. Those shiny happy people are total nutjobs.

Let me know when you're going and maybe SWMBO and I will join you (we're both vegan).

mtn wrote:

fritzsch wrote: Don't you already have a gf? I'm single, and going to be a senior in college too, clearly I'm much more suitable. Duke, should we send our personal resumes to you?

I was just looking for pictures You know, for your sake Eric

I was looking for a pic from Otakon last year, but couldn't find it. This one will have to do*:

• Not actual daughter. Shown with optional equipment.

Javelin wrote: I'll start taking applications for my baby sister. She's 18, already got her HSD and AA and is getting her BA and then to law school. She drifts a "Kenki" (half Kouki/half Zenki) 240SX, and has drag raced a 4-speed 11-second N/A AMX. She likes racetracks and selfies. She lives in central FL. Applications with complete resume, bio, references, and photos can be mailed with $100 to me at: Idon'tlikeanyofherboyfriendssoI'monlypartiallykidding Lane.

Lets cut out the paperwork, just convince her to come to the challenge. Where this guy will be going for the first time, but just to spectate, unless there are any teams near TN that need a hand.