Poor Kermit. :-(

Kermit the Frog died today. His last words: 'That damn pig told me she was clean'.

Shoulda used protection, like maybe a sausage casing.

Damn Swine ... flu!

Hey, he's the one that gave her warts.....

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

makes you wonder about pork rinds

Miss Piggy had a frog in her throat.

And I thought you were going to mention Sad Kermit

NSFW sort of image below, mods feel free to remove if necessary.

I was working on my outdoor water garden today, and had to shuffle some of the ~40# rocks that surround the pump for the waterfall. As I put one of the bigger rocks back down in its place, I accidentally squished a frog. It made a weird yelping groan as its guts came out its mouth. My wife was also out in the yard and heard it. She thought I farted. I said "poor frog"...in the typical post fart joke fashion, and she just gave me a dirty look. I showed her the flattened amphibian, and she made the grossest face Ive seen her make in the 6+ years weve been together.