Post your delusional Craigslist finds here

1999 lanck navibayca

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3549633443.html

wow, just wow...

jhaas wrote: 1999 lanck navibayca http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3549633443.html wow, just wow...

Wow, just wow is right, I mean even if English is your 2nd, 3rd or 4th language you could at least walk outside and copy the spelling off the vehicle. These people breath unassisted?

jhaas wrote: 1999 lanck navibayca http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3549633443.html wow, just wow...

The ad's been pulled by the author, so I can't check my guess...

Lincoln Navigator?

93EXCivic wrote: Contacted a guy about a set of Del Sol seats. He wants $260 for them. Is it just me or is that delusional considering they are old used seats?

That is delusional.

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3513129518.html

"full JDM lowering suspension "

JDM? Jegs Domestic Market?

That's not dillusional, just a typo.

I almost hate to put this under delusional, but, well...

MG Midget Replica

ransom wrote: I almost hate to put this under delusional, but, well... MG Midget Replica

Other than the decimal point being one too far t othe right, it's not bad.

What is it a replica of?? Is it a Midget based Lotus 7?

In reply to dculberson:

MG had a pre-war car called the Midget. I think it was type J2?

NINJA EDIT: found a pic

Those two look nothing alike though.

http://huntington.craigslist.org/cto/3519654399.html

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................

Ranger50 wrote: http://huntington.craigslist.org/cto/3519654399.html Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................

I dunno that that's so delusional....nice paint, 2.3t swap, and generally pretty clean. It might not be what I would spend my money on, but it's not that high a price.

psteav wrote:

Ranger50 wrote: http://huntington.craigslist.org/cto/3519654399.html Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..................................

I dunno that that's so delusional....nice paint, 2.3t swap, and generally pretty clean. It might not be what I would spend my money on, but it's not that high a price.

I agree: that thing is amazingly clean!

Lil Surfers rust...

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/3522619468.html

1979 210 excellent body contrition Lil surfers rust is all original eng need distributor module perfect classic restore asking $2500.00 OBO call or text no email 765-621-0274 yo hablo español ....esta sería perfecta para meterle Toyota twin cam con turbo Boricua style ...

you guys need to post the part thats delusional and not just the link, craigslist ads are up one day and gone the next. makes this thread no fun to browse...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/3568903718.html I got a 94 gsr integra has 101k miles bone stock, always serviced at honda from previous owner. I recently bought the car and now I ran into money problems and need to sell.

Would have ended up here for the pics in the first place. Was it foggy? wtf?

But its the $4200 firm price tag that really makes it belong. Crack pipe.Not to mention the fact that its bone stock when, though its hard to tell through the mist, it looks slightly lowered and on aftermarket wheels/tires.

TWIN TURBO COUPE RARE 75K 2002 Audi Twin Turbo Race car

http://knoxville.craigslist.org/cto/3560942801.html

has the coveted V5 Turbo engine

andrave wrote: http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/cto/3568903718.html I got a 94 gsr integra has 101k miles bone stock, always serviced at honda from previous owner. I recently bought the car and now I ran into money problems and need to sell. Would have ended up here for the pics in the first place. Was it foggy? wtf? But its the $4200 firm price tag that really makes it belong. Crack pipe.Not to mention the fact that its bone stock when, though its hard to tell through the mist, it looks slightly lowered and on aftermarket wheels/tires.

GHOST CAR!!! RUUUUUNN!!!

http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/3569828744.html

pic is of the blue book website showing prices for a 96 sebring

1996 Chrysler Sebring Convertible JXi Automatic Red Leather interior V6, 2.5 Liter Power steering & tilt wheel AM/FM radio Cassette CD (multi) Air conditioning Power windows Power door locks Cruise control Dual air bags

Its an old car and its seen its days. It has over 252,000 miles. The red paint is faded, it has some scratches and dents in the back where I got rear ended. It has a long white scratch across the passenger door from another accident. The driver door wont open, must first unlock the passenger door with key to unlock both doors. Also the roof wont fold back and if the car isnt put in the garage the roof leaks when it rains. The tires need aligning. I am not promising at all that it is in good condition. The lowest value the blue book gave my cars make is $1,463 but because its damanged, I lowered it to $1,000. I am willing to negotiate. The car is an old girl and it needs a vigilant owner thats good with cars to keep up with its needs. Knowing all of this, if you are still interested then send me an email and I will send you pictures of the car. L8r_beck@yahoo.com

So they think since "fair" is 1,463 then their "poor" at best car is worth 1,000?

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hil/cto/3513126853.html

Selling my beutiful Miata... car has 121K miles and all the options you can think of. Automatic and car has a supercharger (worth 2K), awesome stereo with Amp, even has glow lights. Has body kit and the intereior also has a kit. Has replica F1 Fighter jet steering wheel. Car has upgraded rims, with billet rotors and painted calipers. A car truly designed for fun... Clean title and ready to go...Please call, email or txt if interested... 813-446-5840

For 6000$, I'll take it off his hands....wait, he wants me to pay HIM 6000$ hahahaha.

Ugliest, most distasteful thing I have ever seen done to a Miata.

billet rotors? is this a real thing?

'Replica F1 fighter jet steering wheel'. Wait, what?

F1 steering wheel:

F18 cockpit:

I don't see anything even faintly steering wheel shaped in there.

Even if it is a slushbox car, the poor thing didn't deserve that sort of treatment.