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Spinout007 wrote: LAMBO KIT FOR 4K lambo kit car dont have time to finish it, it has motor in it and runs also 4wheel drive works. please call dave at 407-334-9131

Kind of reminds me of this:

http://springfield.craigslist.org/cto/4024212420.html

I want it, cleanest Justy I've seen in a long time, but $6K for a Justy? JDM import engine, come on. Such a "perfectionist ASE tech" but he's offering a 5 second/50 feet warranty.

bigdaddylee82 wrote: http://springfield.craigslist.org/cto/4024212420.html I want it, cleanest Justy I've seen in a long time, but $6K for a Justy? JDM import engine, come on. Such a "perfectionist ASE tech" but he's offering a 5 second/50 feet warranty.

It's cute, but dang! How much did they sell for when new?

Spinout007 wrote: Part of me cracks up looking at it, another part of me says that would freaking ROCK as a toy. Something is wrong with me.

Same here, you are not alone in your 'wrongness'.

No pic but I love the way he wrote the ad.

Seller said: 1995 BMW 318 i - $1900 (Allentown) 183,000 Second owner, engine runs great, just through insp, brakes tires cooling system new. Clutch brand new! Body and interior has issues severity depends on your perspective. Looking for a good running car that has had just about everything fixed already?

Ed cell 610 504 3954

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/cto/3995325488.html

In reply to Donebrokeit:

That's a pretty honest ad.

That is the part that makes want to call the guy.

Appleseed wrote: In reply to Donebrokeit: That's a pretty honest ad.

opel gt hotrod woods buggy baby corvette - $2000 (tignall)

very cool 1972 opel gt woods buggy/rock crawler, its mounted on a 1980 datsun 720 truck frame and running gear, it is a running driving project, you'll never see another like this, lots of custom work, side windows welded closed, custom fabbed frontend, made to look like a 60's ferrari road racer, almost like a baby corvette, has wiring harness from datsun, new ignition, new master cylinder, needs finishing or just have fun with it :) first $2000 takes it, or will trade for a dodge d100 or d150 shortbed that runs and drives, no other trades !!! hot rod hotrod gasser hemi chopper bobber ratrod rat rod

This one is insane. Notice how firm he is on price. Good luck.

V10 Lada

I can't even begin to count the discrepancies in this listing...

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/cto/4055681357.html

Jeff wrote: This one is insane. Notice how firm he is on price. Good luck. V10 Lada

I'm pretty sure it's a fake ad. I don't think you could fit a V10 in the tiny engine bay of a Fiat without moving the dash backwards, etc...

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/4012283499.html

fanfoy wrote:

Jeff wrote: This one is insane. Notice how firm he is on price. Good luck. V10 Lada

I'm pretty sure it's a fake ad. I don't think you could fit a V10 in the tiny engine bay of a Fiat without moving the dash backwards, etc...

V-12 Lambo powered Fiat 500 would like to have a word with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9XVV5lN8c

http://loz.craigslist.org/search/pts?query=groin&zoomToPosting=&minAsk=&maxAsk=

seller said: 1988 ford 460 fuel injected special groin cam. 1990 dodge fuel injected 360 call or text Curtis at 573289684three

Kinda glad there's not a picture for this one.

Joe Craigslister said: 1995 VW JETTA. RIMS HAVE NEW TIRES WITH WARRANTY. 153k Clean title Automatic. Does need a muffler. Just got cylinders replaced and will need a new clutch soon 1600 OBO Text email or call

craigslist ad.

It has new cylinders :) Just needs a new clutch for that automatic transmission.

Not delusional IMO, but I had to post it somewhere!

http://richmond.craigslist.org/cto/4124267397.html

This one is from my own fine PA town, the spelling is spectacular:

http://reading.craigslist.org/grd/4124035892.html

SNOWPLOW TRUCKS FOR HIRER.. WELL WE GOT ARE FIRST TAST OF OLD MAN WINTER NOW IS THE TIME TO GET READY! I HAVE TWO TRUCKS READY FOR HIRER SO PLEASE CALL BEFOR IT SNOWS AGAIN SO I CAN COME OUT TO YOUR PROPERTY AND TAKE A LOOK AND GIVE YOU A QOUT. CALL DAROLD AT D.C. PLWOING 484-256-7829 THANKS

2010 Prototype Mercedes Grand AM Car - $8000 (Taylors, SC)

Prototype Racecar-Street Legal, $8,000 or Best Offer, with modified Porsche chassis for racing, Chevy 350 motor, Ford wiring. Racing seats, 5-point harnesses. Was a Grand AM/SCCA racecar, converted to street. Lift doors and engine cover. Local Only. No Paypal. Cash Only. Please NO condecending emails. Only interested persons. This is a real car owned by a former crew-chief. Call or email. 864-907-8100

http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ctd/4147271325.html

bravenrace wrote: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ctd/4147271325.html

Kind of cool car from a collector's/unique vehicle standpoint- but hell's bells, $20k?!?!

bravenrace wrote: http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/ctd/4147271325.html

Do not do keyword spamming while drunk.

In case it's taken down, he listed these as keywords: "dwmucses nnhpjxed zxhfjhyid epcpmrrsl elwwwnm dseuwtrr tmejebyd qepkrvmz pvwftcoc zujjltf eveyagd"

What if your CL ad is a meme?
GTS

Found on local CL after searching for a Forester: It's a what!?

The asking price could be $1 dollar.....and it would be delusional.

1984 Grand National (LaFayette)

In reply to Gasoline:

I was in until I saw the interior!