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NickD
NickD MegaDork
12/13/24 6:44 a.m.

"Each day is future history. So don't step lightly. The trick is to leave tracks that can be followed." - Clive Cussler

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte UltraDork
12/16/24 11:37 a.m.

"Idiots make the world go round", Dollar general employee down the road. Astute observation dear.

 

johndej
johndej UltraDork
12/16/24 11:45 a.m.

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

NickD
NickD MegaDork
12/19/24 11:43 a.m.

"What do CEOs, venture capitalists, politicians, car salesmen and carnival barkers have in common?  Everything." - Kreb

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
12/25/24 3:23 p.m.

"Cars run better with no gas than with no oil"

 

- Me. I taught it to all my kids. 

Oapfu
Oapfu HalfDork
12/30/24 3:33 p.m.
johndej said:

"The experiment requires that you continue" - Stanley Milgram

A search result:

calteg
calteg UltraDork
12/30/24 5:02 p.m.

"When you try to make something idiot-proof, the world will build a better idiot" 

NickD
NickD MegaDork
1/9/25 11:14 a.m.

"I'd allow a Lotus to destroy my life. And it probably would."

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 MegaDork
1/9/25 1:34 p.m.

"Bigger pain in the ass than an ingrown hair on a hemorrhoid."

Don, my shop manager about an Italian gearbox 

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
1/9/25 3:55 p.m.

You can't touch me if I am behind the Fryolator.   

 

(I heard this from the Kitchen at our local pizza joint last night.)

Dusterbd13
Dusterbd13 MegaDork
1/11/25 11:45 a.m.

"Cheap LS swap parts justify the need for communist government in other countries"

Tommy B

 

SV reX
SV reX MegaDork
1/22/25 10:32 a.m.

"The d*ldo of consequences rarely arrives lubed"

Kreb (Forum Supporter)
Kreb (Forum Supporter) PowerDork
1/22/25 11:50 a.m.

I find this inspirational. So ban me.cheeky

"Think of yourself as dead. You have lived your life. Now take what's left and live it properly" - Marcus Aurelius.

Or as I like to twist it when trying to get motivated for a day which I know will be difficult: "I died last night, and look at me now!"

HotNotch
HotNotch Reader
1/22/25 12:19 p.m.

"No risk, No story"

johndej
johndej UltraDork
1/26/25 8:04 p.m.

"I don't know why people say to look out for prostitutes, it's not like they're going to do anything they aren't paid to do" conversion about visiting Las Vegas.

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