Ready to scratch your eyes out?

http://gainesville.craigslist.org/cto/958576767.html

Looks like a warehouse fool of pool floats were dumped in the back seat.

This is my favorite pic:

Tim Baxter wrote: Looks like a warehouse fool of pool floats were dumped in the back seat. This is my favorite pic:

So ugly the camera refused to focus.

Tim Baxter wrote: Looks like a warehouse fool of pool floats were dumped in the back seat.

The ad says very very loaded

If you scratch your eyes out that picture comes in to focus.

oh man, I dunno whatchooz yappin about, dat ride is DA E36 M3!

Wow, it really did feel like my eyes were being scratched out

SOMEBODY has to call and do a Wanda Sykes on that guy!

Yeah that green is so much worse than the fake wood stickers that were there before and those yellow vinyl seats are way worse than the brown or tan vinyl seats they replace.

That guy has no taste.

If anyone is interested, I could go check it out for you.

Well, at least that wagon didn't end up in a demo derby. Although, I'm not sure if it was better than getting turned into a crime against nature.

Wally wrote: The ad says very very loaded

...with cocaine.

Come to think of it this could actually be a steal!

J

why?

".PLEASE SERIOUS CALLERS ONLY ..."

I'd be more worried about serious buyers than non-serious callers..

$10k?

Dat niggas got PILLOWS!!!!

Lambo doors and suicide doors!

When you can't make up your mind on which way you want to be cool, pick both ways and be cooler.

Salanis wrote: Lambo doors *and* suicide doors! When you can't make up your mind on which way you want to be cool, pick both ways and be cooler.

we just need to combine both suicide and lambo in to one for the rears. Might be a pain to open both front and rear at the same time

neon4891 wrote: we just need to combine both suicide and lambo in to one for the rears. Might be a pain to open both front and rear at the same time

The scary thing is... I bet people would love to buy those things.

When I first started dating my wife (when we were both in high school), her parents had one of those. I agree with walterj; that's an improvement over the fake woodgrain stickers, etc.

How heavy is it that Chevy?

I just want to point out the poetry in the ad's description:

"REALLY TO MUCH TOO LIST."

The misuse of "to" and "too" (in a rare swap) are a comment on the utter misuse of color and money in this work. It also prompts us to ponder the question "How much is too much?"

Powerful.

In reply to Tim Baxter:

The art in this ad just doesn't stop.

This photo represents how our vision blurs with tears when we gaze at something so beautiful.

Speaking of the wood trim found on those cars, good friends of ours had the Buick version of that car back in the day. One day we were visiting them, and Robbie (my friend) was sent out to retrieve some sodas or something from the back of the car. A few minutes later, he came back holding a case of sodas--and the chrome molding from the tailgate. I guess it fell off when he slammed it shut.

Later on, that car developed some sort of issue where the dome light illuminated when the horn was pressed.

DUDE! Those exact same seats were for sale at the Turkey Rod Run! That dude must have been browsing through there and said "HEY THOSE WILL WORK PERFECT IN MY LIME GREEN WAGON, NOW I CAN SELL IT!"