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Woody
Woody Dork
2/22/09 8:37 p.m.

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BY GEORGE KRIMSKY | REPUBLICAN-AMERICAN

You may have heard about the prediction that redheads will be extinct by the end of this century.

That the claim came from a study paid for by the hair-dying industry tends to tarnish its credibility, but the overall point is still worth pondering. Endangered species are not just confined to bog turtles and snail darters.

Redheads, the theory goes, will eventually be overcome by an invasion of dominant dark genes. The implied lesson is that, if we're not careful, we could all fall into a simmering stew pot, where the beef becomes indistinguishable from the carrots and potatoes. Still edible, but boring.

Kramer
Kramer Reader
2/22/09 8:50 p.m.

Red on the head means fire in the hole.

I'm just sayin'...

Apexcarver
Apexcarver SuperDork
2/22/09 8:54 p.m.
Kramer wrote: Red on the head means fire in the hole. I'm just sayin'...

As a redheaded member of this board, you sir freak me out.

Per Schroeder
Per Schroeder Technical Editor/Advertising Director
2/22/09 8:56 p.m.

They said the same thing about blondes.

We're still here.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/22/09 9:02 p.m.

I have Brown, red, blond, and black hair on my head and face naturally. How is beyond me

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
2/22/09 9:02 p.m.

eventually we will all be asiatic... statistics alone say that

joey48442
joey48442 Dork
2/22/09 9:19 p.m.

Red hair is Gods warning...

Joey

PHeller
PHeller Reader
2/22/09 9:22 p.m.

I'd better grab a redhead before they go extinct.

I'll start my collection soon.

Unfortunately, I'll have to be careful messing with the prettiest of them all, don't wanna ruin the nicest example.

Ok, I'm creepy. (I really like redheads)

Wally
Wally SuperDork
2/22/09 9:57 p.m.

I'd better get to work.

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
2/22/09 10:24 p.m.

wally, you scare me

grinch77
grinch77 New Reader
2/22/09 11:04 p.m.

ginger kids have no souls...

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
2/22/09 11:46 p.m.

i think wally is a murderer.

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro Reader
2/23/09 12:33 a.m.

No, he's not.

Murderers all have people who knew them say "He seemed so normal to me!"

No-one can say that about Wally, so he should be pretty safe.

Shawn

thatsnowinnebago
thatsnowinnebago HalfDork
2/23/09 2:53 a.m.

well played

NYG95GA
NYG95GA Dork
2/23/09 3:47 a.m.

Peppermint Patty says it ain't so.

914Driver
914Driver Dork
2/23/09 6:02 a.m.

My friend dates exclusively red heads, just his thing I guess. One day having a few beers I asked..... shouldn't have.

He claims nerve endings are closer to the surface on red heads, come like a freight train.

'K.

minimac
minimac Dork
2/23/09 6:56 a.m.

If you live long enough, if it doesn't fall out first, it all turns grey anyways.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x HalfDork
2/23/09 7:42 a.m.

Said the same about people with blue eyes. I still see kids born with them.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
2/23/09 7:47 a.m.
Xceler8x wrote: Said the same about people with blue eyes. I still see kids born with them.

My Twins were.....One of them still has blue eyes.

I was born blue eyed and turned light green.

RX Reven'
RX Reven' Reader
2/23/09 8:19 a.m.

I’m responsible for producing a blue eye’d model with a start date of Feb 2004 and a completion date of Oct 2004.

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
2/23/09 8:23 a.m.

We still have Lesley, and that is all that matters.

PHeller
PHeller Reader
2/23/09 8:39 a.m.

If I could date nothing but redheads I'd be in heaven, but I'm not that good at dating. I tend to get the brunettes...

walterj
walterj HalfDork
2/23/09 10:03 a.m.
minimac wrote: If you live long enough, if it doesn't fall out first, it all turns grey anyways.

In the dark, all cats are gray.

Jake
Jake HalfDork
2/23/09 10:44 a.m.

In the genetic toss-up that happens when you cross a blonde with a redhead, we've thus far managed one redhead and one blonde. Mini-me and mini-her. My luck, they'll both marry girls from Thailand or something and we'll wind up with reliably taupe-colored grandchildren.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
2/23/09 12:13 p.m.

I dispute this presumption. When I was in high school, there were like two true red heads in a school of 1500 kids. Now they are all over the place. Trouble is, how many are true red heads.

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