Rick Perry

...just admitted that Justin Bieber was his father.

Ron Paul broke the whole story last night on Art Bell about how they used the time machine with the flux capacitor designed by Herman Cain back when he was working on special projects in the Navy. Paul claimed it was a CIA conspiracy to keep him from winning the presidency.

(Actually I just wanted another long thread here named after a Republican presidential candidate. )

Awww, come on now!

Clearly a Michele Bachmann thread is a better way to go.

There's a reason some sites ban political threads.
Trolling Doggie?

Wait, I thought Rick Perry forgot who his father was...

I have three things I would like to change about this thread:

1 - Needs to be a Michele Bachmann thread

2 - Needs more Miata references

3 - Uhhhhh, ummmmmm, uhhhhhh

Didn't he invent the Internet and the 5-5-5 deal, too? No wait, that was Herman Cain and Al Gore. Which one goes with which is which is the confusing part.

Oh, and Miata, P71, E30 M3, and XJ.

In reply to 914Driver:

Trolling is dragging a baited hook along through the waters to get a bite.

This time he was dragging a rubber chicken.

There is a MIATA parked at the governor's spot in Austin.

I didn't realize our governor was such a funny guy. If Fox News doesn't hire him, he deserves his own show on Comedy Central.

Art Bell still on?

GrantMLS wrote: Art Bell still on?

Only on the frequencies I get.

Can't we all just agree that the Repubs only have one decent candidate so far, and he has no chance of being elected?

mtn wrote: Can't we all just agree that the Repubs only have one decent candidate so far, and he has no chance of being elected?

This one?:

Only Good Republican Candidate

Snowdoggie wrote: ...they used the time machine with the flux capacitor...

Call RadioShack and ask for a flux capacitor. I'd put money on then looking for it.

aircooled wrote:

mtn wrote: Can't we all just agree that the Repubs only have one decent candidate so far, and he has no chance of being elected?

This one?: Only Good Republican Candidate

Would the results be similar if one were to "milk the prostate?"

Perry's debate performance made him look like he was channeling Obama when he's without a teleprompter.

And none of them use punctuation... oh wait, that's another thread.

Lesley wrote: And none of them use punctuation... oh wait, that's another thread.

Better jump on that. We could always use another postwhore thread to partake in.

N Sperlo wrote:

Lesley wrote: And none of them use punctuation... oh wait, that's another thread.

Better jump on that. We could always use another postwhore thread to partake in.

What is this postwhoring you speak of? I have attained the lofty status of "SuperDork" and I have never posted anything but the most informative, witty, and incisive prose ever seen on the internet.

Snowdoggie wrote: There is a MIATA parked at the governor's spot in Austin. I didn't realize our governor was such a funny guy. If Fox News doesn't hire him, he deserves his own show on Comedy Central.

Well there were some rumors that he might be gay a few years back...

ducks

Strizzo wrote: Well there were some rumors that he might be gay a few years back...

You know what they say about things from Texas...

...no horns on that guy.

oldsaw wrote: Perry's debate performance made him look like he was channeling Obama when he's without a teleprompter.

Really? Come on......I understand the Obama dislike, but really?

Ok, go back and watch Obama's performance in his debates against Hillary (pretty stout competition)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9F1t9GQzA

Now watch Perry.....

Now if you are comparing political blowouts comparing Perry with Howard Dean would make sense. Obama? Nah Obama could out debate Perry even if he was without teleprompters, blindfolded, handcuffed, and hammered drunk on whiskey.

There are three things I don't like about Rick Perry. His questionable history related to a place with a racist name, his views on taxes and... and... what was the third thing? There's one more thing that I don't like about him and it's... I don't like... how... he... No, sorry, can't tell you the third thing right now.

fast_eddie_72 wrote: There are three things I don't like about Rick Perry. His questionable history related to a place with a racist name, his views on taxes and... and... what was the third thing? There's one more thing that I don't like about him and it's... I don't like... how... he... No, sorry, can't tell you the third thing right now.

Oh, come on now Eddie! That joke is getting old, its not really funny, and, uh.... there was one more thing... uhhhhh, I don't remember what it was.

I have to say this.. I am totally underwhelmed by ALL the potential candidates

Joe Gearin wrote:

oldsaw wrote: Perry's debate performance made him look like he was channeling Obama when he's without a teleprompter.

Really? Come on......I understand the Obama dislike, but really? Ok, go back and watch Obama's performance in his debates against Hillary (pretty stout competition) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD9F1t9GQzA Now watch Perry..... Now if you are comparing political blowouts comparing Perry with Howard Dean would make sense. Obama? Nah Obama could out debate Perry even if he was without teleprompters, blindfolded, handcuffed, and hammered drunk on whiskey.

You do realize that's 'not saying much,' right?