So I'm digging into my Saab parts car (not Hazel, it's an '05 9-3 Linear with the B207L). I picked it up as a non-runner, the previous owner said that the engine died one day and wouldn't restart. He took it to an independent shop with a Saab master tech, who pulled the valve cover, did a compression test, and said there was no compression across the board. He didn't specify any other steps they took, and he sold it to me as a non-running parts car.
I wanted to validate that the engine was toast before figuring out what to do with the parts car. I pulled the valve cover off (the bolts were on the cowl when I looked at the car), and things looked pretty clean under the cover for a motor with 191k. The timing chain was intact and had tension (which surprised me), so I figured I'd dig in a little deeper. I popped off the serpentine belt, and spun the engine by hand until the mark on the crank pulley aligned with the TDC mark on the timing cover. This is supposed to be TDC on cylinder 1 (closest to the drive belt and cam sprockets).
Per the online manual, with the crank at TDC, the two camshafts (intake and exhaust) are supposed to be pointing up and in towards each other:
This is what mine looks like:
My exhaust cam looks good, but the intake is off by something like 45 degrees. I validated that both cams do turn when the motor is turned over by hand. I pulled the plugs and they looked good, and a used an endoscope to check the tops of the pistons, and there wasn't any obvious carnage there.
At this point, my judgment is that if the timing somehow became that far off, the motor's not worth trying to save. Does the hive agree?
If the timing looked good, based on this thread, I was planning to put everything back together, put some oil in each cylinder, crank it over a few times by hand, pull the fuel pump relay, crank it over a few times to eject the remaining oil, and attempt to start it. With the current situation, my next step is looking to strip off anything of value and send it down the road to another Saab fanatic or the junkyard.