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GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
2/1/10 1:23 p.m.

http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html

I'll start: HOLY E36 M3 THAT THING LOOKS DISTURBING

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
2/1/10 1:27 p.m.

You would think for $7000.00 it would not look like it had such a bitchy attitude. I don't want to shtoop it I want to punch it!

Ian F
Ian F Dork
2/1/10 1:31 p.m.

When they build one that cooks and cleans too, say goodbye to the human race...

cwh
cwh SuperDork
2/1/10 1:39 p.m.

She has an off button, the ultimate feature.

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
2/1/10 1:39 p.m.

Well defined. We now know what picture to put in the dictionary to define "lonely creepy guy."

Quote from article: "She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities,"
Do I save money if I pass on this feature. Actually, once I paid alot of money to rid my life of this feature.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
2/1/10 1:40 p.m.

Who the hell was looking for this and why?

JFX001
JFX001 Dork
2/1/10 1:41 p.m.

Why would you pay 7 large for a "Frigid Farrah" setting???

She/It reminds me of Amy Fisher.

Gimp
Gimp Dork
2/1/10 1:48 p.m.

While I like her, I wouldn't have made it look like Donna Noble (Catherine Tate).

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
2/1/10 1:58 p.m.

I'm curious, I don't mind a date smelling like polystyrene and hot diodes, but after a few romps wouldn't she smell like Glouster at low tide?

Do ya strap her to the roof of the car and run through the car wash? How do you get that "new slut" smell back?

Dan

EricM
EricM Dork
2/1/10 2:04 p.m.

Why GOD! WhHHYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I want one with out the attatude.

Actually look at the inventor, would you expect anything else?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo SuperDork
2/1/10 2:11 p.m.

Lowered expectations... have reached a new low.

mad_machine
mad_machine SuperDork
2/1/10 2:13 p.m.

well, that is one way to showcase his Ai technology

Osterkraut
Osterkraut Dork
2/1/10 3:49 p.m.

Simulated orgasms? That's pretty lifelike!

I'll be here all week, folks, don't forget to tip the robo-waitress.

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
2/1/10 4:12 p.m.

Bet he test drove her a lot.

jrw1621
jrw1621 Dork
2/1/10 4:17 p.m.

I bet he is test driving in that photo.
Note the meshy Areon chair with the easy cut fabric.

Spinout007
Spinout007 HalfDork
2/1/10 4:24 p.m.

LMAO read the comments under the article...

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
2/1/10 4:34 p.m.

Wonder what she/it says if you try to PIITB?

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo SuperDork
2/1/10 4:37 p.m.

I guess that depends on if you get the talkative version or not.

Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
2/1/10 4:43 p.m.

Whoops!

Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
2/1/10 4:43 p.m.

I was going to leave a comment until I remembered my wife reads this once in a while. Not sure what happened with the previous post.

TucoRamirez
TucoRamirez New Reader
2/1/10 4:44 p.m.

According to Ghost in the Shell, you need a 12 gauge Saiga to turn it off in the case of malfunction.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
2/1/10 4:57 p.m.

I wonder if the eyes black up from giving her a "talkin' to"

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
2/1/10 5:40 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: Wonder what she/it says if you try to PIITB?

a close look at the pic shows that might be exactly what is happening

Lesley
Lesley SuperDork
2/1/10 5:58 p.m.

Oh dear. There's a website. With a photo gallery. One shows a guy on his knees... um... doing her a favour. Now tell me, what on earth would he get out of that? Or is it just practice?

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
2/1/10 6:00 p.m.

I don't know if I am aroused or disgusted that you looked up the website Lesley...

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