bludroptop
bludroptop UltraDork
7/29/15 1:16 p.m.

CT man accused of sex act with shrubbery

It wouldn't even have made the news in Florida - just sayin'.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
7/29/15 1:18 p.m.

This guy wanted a shrubbery way more than the Knights of Nih!

slefain
slefain UberDork
7/29/15 1:26 p.m.

Which makes Roger the Shrubber even funnier.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill PowerDork
7/29/15 2:08 p.m.

Shouldn't this be in Florida.

Hell, I hope I can still get it on at 81. At least he wasn't using any Quaaludes.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/29/15 3:58 p.m.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
7/29/15 6:22 p.m.

Somehow this came to mind.

oldtin
oldtin UberDork
7/29/15 6:47 p.m.

Wallace the shrubber buggerer

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
7/29/15 6:56 p.m.

Hey, it was cheap fertilizer...

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