"Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
"No"...said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her ...and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?
"Uh...no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).
"Well go look in the garage!"...she said.
Hahahaha!
It's sad really, in my case my wife would have to total all the cars we own, and a few we don't own yet to hit the 50K mark
The internet, social media and smart phones has essentially relegated joke telling to professionals.
So I really appreciate this.
I wish I could remember a good joke for more than an hour or two.
You make a movie of it in your head and just narrate the movie.
DeadSkunk wrote:
I wish I could remember a good joke for more than an hour or two.
Penguin drops his car off at the garage, mechanic says it will be an hour or hour and a half.
Penguin says: "I'm going across the street for an ice cream".
An hour later, penguin returns and the mechanic says: "Looks like you blew a seal".
No, no, that's just ice cream.
In reply to 914Driver:
Heard the same joke but it was an eskimo not a penguin.
DrBoost wrote:
Hahahaha!
It's sad really, in my case my wife would have to total all the cars we own, and a few we don't own yet to hit the 50K mark
I think if the fiance totaled all my cars I don't think I would hit the $5k mark.
93EXCivic wrote:
DrBoost wrote:
Hahahaha!
It's sad really, in my case my wife would have to total all the cars we own, and a few we don't own yet to hit the 50K mark
I think if the fiance totaled all my cars I don't think I would hit the $5k mark.
if my fiance totalled my car my wife would kill me.
rebelgtp wrote:
In reply to 914Driver:
Heard the same joke but it was an eskimo not a penguin.
Always a penguin. Driving across the desert. It's a funny visual.
If a man says something, and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
