If it happens again, the next time, get out there early, clean up after the dog with an old paper, re-roll it, and get to the new paper before they do. 
If it happens again, the next time, get out there early, clean up after the dog with an old paper, re-roll it, and get to the new paper before they do.
Moving_Target wrote: My BMW has been very reliable. Every time I enter the garage, it's always been resting on the jackstands I've placed under it. Every. Time. You can't beat that kind of reliability
I LOL'd.....oh, and hot death to the Jag dude.
Anti-stance wrote:SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: My wife has tried to get me to steal someones Sunday paper for the coupons and I tell her she's crazy and I will disown her if I find out she did it.Do you guys own a Jag?
FWIW ... I've owned 2 .... a '62 Mk II and a '64 E-Type
wbjones wrote:Anti-stance wrote:FWIW ... I've owned 2 .... a '62 Mk II and a '64 E-TypeSyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: My wife has tried to get me to steal someones Sunday paper for the coupons and I tell her she's crazy and I will disown her if I find out she did it.Do you guys own a Jag?
Have you or your wife tried to steal a newspaper?
I'd bet the Jag owner is a forum member 
Maybe he needed it to soak up the oil that was leaking out :)
SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: My wife has tried to get me to steal someones Sunday paper for the coupons and I tell her she's crazy and I will disown her if I find out she did it.
My wife used to loot the hotel room. Apparently her parents did it all the time.
I broke her of it when I explained that the -least- the hotel would do is add the charge to my credit card.
Silly girl, you don't steal the towels from your own room. You get the ones from the pool.
93EXCivic wrote: But he's got a Jaggggg.
Yeah, the fact he was in a Jaaaag makes me think of some loveable cad.
A BMW-driving paper thief would've been a dick, for sure.
He's probably a local, your neighbor will see him again.
Trans_Maro wrote:SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: My wife has tried to get me to steal someones Sunday paper for the coupons and I tell her she's crazy and I will disown her if I find out she did it.My wife used to loot the hotel room. Apparently her parents did it all the time.
My wife does the same damned thing. Got it from her parents, too. If it isn't towels, she will take everything- pens, pads of paper, shampoo...I guess that stuff is supposed to be used, but...com'on, really?
But stealing a paper off someone's driveway? That takes balls...balls you deserve to lose, because that is some ignorant E36 M3.
When I read the first post, all I could think was "...in my Jaaaaaag".
In reply to EastCoastMojo:
Mojo, I know what you mean. I saw the price on a two bedroom house smaller than mine and it was like three times the price.
Then again, some of my friends think I live in the ghetto, so /shrug.
CGLockRacer wrote: If it happens again, the next time, get out there early, clean up after the dog with an old paper, re-roll it, and get to the new paper before they do.
^^^^^ This ^^^^^ is what I would do.
Wasn't us! Hers has starting troubles, haven't taken it anywhere for about 3mos.
JohnInKansas wrote: When I read the first post, all I could think was "...in my Jaaaaaag".
But I tell you what: that is one damn ugly car. 'Scuse me, I mean one damn 'fugly' (frickin' ugly) car. I bet Sir William is pounding the inside of his casket and screaming.
friedgreencorrado wrote: Wasn't us! Hers has starting troubles, haven't taken it anywhere for about 3mos.
"It's a beautiful design." "I wish it ran."
EastCoastMojo wrote: This morning while Chuck is walking the dogs he gets a text from our neighbor that a man in a Jaguar stopped in our driveway, picked up our newspaper, and drove off.
I don't read the paper, wasn't me. 
I know what you mean though, people are just plain shiny happy people sometimes. I deal with a lot living where I am. The overall sense of entitlement disgusts me to no end. 
Trans_Maro wrote:SyntheticBlinkerFluid wrote: My wife has tried to get me to steal someones Sunday paper for the coupons and I tell her she's crazy and I will disown her if I find out she did it.My wife used to loot the hotel room. Apparently her parents did it all the time. I broke her of it when I explained that the -least- the hotel would do is add the charge to my credit card. Silly girl, you don't steal the towels from your own room. You get the ones from the pool.
Sorry. I was in a hurry. I'll get you two tomorrow
Knurled wrote:friedgreencorrado wrote: Wasn't us! Hers has starting troubles, haven't taken it anywhere for about 3mos."It's a beautiful design." "I wish it ran."
My dad bought a brand new 1985 XJS coupe. Gorgeous car, red with biscuit interior. That thing stayed in the shop continually. So Dad got to be pretty good friends with the service manager and was griping about the car being broken all the time, the guy looked at him and said, 'That's because it's a beautiful piece of E36 M3'.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I am incensed.
I've read this whole thread and I still don't understand how you ended up smelling like a hippie.
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