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neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
5/11/09 4:21 p.m.

make that +3

RossD
RossD Reader
5/11/09 4:24 p.m.

The guy taking the picture should have told the dude on the back of that boat to stop playing with his dingy.

Oh and this reminds of a time I was coming home in my huge Ford F250 4x4 Crew Cab with my Harley in the bed and some guy in a little s10 and a moped in the bed told me his penis is gigantic. I thought it was odd since my truck nuts were obviously larger than his.

MikeSVO
MikeSVO Reader
5/11/09 6:42 p.m.

Rigs like that piss me off because you KNOW that thing is a rolling road-block.

If you can't afford dockage for a boat that size, you can't afford the boat.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Reader
5/11/09 6:49 p.m.

So if this is compensating, what's that say about Metro owners?

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
5/11/09 9:36 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote: So if this is compensating, what's that say about Metro owners?

Hung like a bull moose.

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver Dork
5/11/09 9:42 p.m.
DILYSI Dave wrote: I've been waiting for someone to combine a 650 / Topkick front end with it's Pickup / SUV counterpart.

Here's a Ford F-650. I've seen this truck running around town and managed to snap a picture when the guy was in a store. He looked at me funny when he came out. Short little E36 M3, too.

Salanis
Salanis SuperDork
5/11/09 11:16 p.m.
16vCorey wrote: That kinda reminds me, one time I was coming home in my work truck, a regular cab, short bed, 4 cyl. S10, and I had one of my crappy little Yamaha scooters in the bed. I was sitting at a stop light when a guy in a huge Ford F250 4x4 Crew Cab with a Harley in the bed pulled up next to me. He was looking down on me (literally) and generally scoffing in my general direction. I looked up at him and said "I have a gigantic penis", just as the light turned green and I drove away.

I heard one better. A couple of (rather attractive) female friends of mine have a penchant for pointing out to men with compensation-mobiles like that just what size penis they think the drivers have.

Luke
Luke Dork
5/11/09 11:25 p.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:

Here's a Ford F-650. I've seen this truck running around town and managed to snap a picture when the guy was in a store. He looked at me funny when he came out. Short little E36 M3, too.

What a total douche-mobile . Essentially taking up 3 whole parking spots.

Autolex
Autolex Reader
5/11/09 11:43 p.m.

hmm, I have an 18v drill with paddle bits, I am SURE I could have remedied this situation.

Duke
Duke Dork
5/12/09 8:02 a.m.
triller wrote: yah suk one

Own a truck like one of these, do we?

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Reader
5/12/09 8:15 a.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:
Bobzilla wrote: So if this is compensating, what's that say about Metro owners?
Hung like a bull moose.

Let me tell you that's a flat, bold faced lie. If it was true, she'd never tell me "oh it's just fine the way it is honey"....

Wally
Wally SuperDork
5/12/09 8:24 a.m.

One day at work I was standing infront of a new hotel that opened. A couple pulled up with a new green Lambo and went inside. I was checking it out with the mexican guy who works in the deli. Two girls walk by and say obviously the man has no penis. the deli guy turns to one of them and says "You ladies always say that. I drive Civic for 18 years, noone says "ohh Orlando is that a Civic? I must see your gigantic penis"

Chris_V
Chris_V SuperDork
5/12/09 11:59 a.m.
Wally wrote: One day at work I was standing infront of a new hotel that opened. A couple pulled up with a new green Lambo and went inside. I was checking it out with the mexican guy who works in the deli. Two girls walk by and say obviously the man has no penis. the deli guy turns to one of them and says "You ladies always say that. I drive Civic for 18 years, noone says "ohh Orlando is that a Civic? I must see your gigantic penis"

lol! Now that is some funny E36 M3!

When I had my old air cooled 911s, I heard that sort of stuff all the time. I decided the old joke about Porsches and porcupines had it backwards. All the pricks were still on the outside. You can't even buy something because you enjoy it without jealous people flipping you crap for it.

Bobzilla
Bobzilla Reader
5/12/09 12:09 p.m.

well, in my experience (and many others that have been pissed off by people driving such) we see the majority of those vehicles driven by the pricks spoken of in those jokes.

I'd always heard it as a bmw driver...and as such a couple months back had a driver of a new 330i tailgate me, only to speed past me, get caught up, then almost take my bumper off to cut me off to take the same exit, then pass 2 cars on the right to cut one of THOSE cars off (on the onramp nonetheless) only to slam on his brakes for the light that was red the entire time. You see enough of that everyday and stereotypes will stick.... Trust me, it ain't "jealousy".

REgardless, I own 2 hyundais, a swift and can guarantee you I do not have a large penis.

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