If you are too lazy to walk up the steps, just leave it at the bottom. That box isn't a Frisbee, don't throw it at my front door.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm0QBQZ4tGo
Oh, you also might want to check for cameras before you pitch across someone's porch.
And yes, a copy of this went to your supervisor. It's a pretty good camera so I'm reasonably certain they will be able to tell who you are.
EvanB
UltimaDork
8/20/15 6:15 p.m.
No thongs, I'm disappointed.
In reply to EvanB:
Something about the management and all that...
T.J.
UltimaDork
8/20/15 6:34 p.m.
I was expecting more Jim Carey. That didn't look all that bad to me. Leaving it at the bottom of the stairs would mean it would get wet if it rained.

In reply to Toyman01:
What was in the box? Looked very light.. I probably would have thrown it too.
The packing requirements for UPS are pretty intense. If it won't survive a frisbee moment, it probably didn't survive getting into the truck.
Something my wife ordered, the package survived the treatment.
I'm less concerned about the package than I am the glass door and vinyl siding he was throwing it at. The only reason he got caught is because my wife heard it bounce off the wall and checked the video.
Not damaging then, but generally a behavior you don't like to see in that profession.
Kind of like a cook with a nose picking obsession.
The wife is off her conference call. The box was full of school supplies.
bgkast
UberDork
8/20/15 6:59 p.m.
Is that the sound of a fapping robot in the background? 
In reply to bgkast:
That would be the dryer, trying to throw a rod it doesn't have.
SVreX
MegaDork
8/20/15 7:20 p.m.
Note to self... Don't pick my nose while ringing Toyman's doorbell. He'll put the video on the internet. 
In reply to SVreX:
That depends on what you are cooking. 
Toyman01 wrote:
Something my wife ordered, the package survived the treatment.
I'm less concerned about the package than I am the glass door and vinyl siding he was throwing it at. The only reason he got caught is because my wife heard it bounce off the wall and checked the video.
A very reasonable concern.
New bucket list item:
Locate Toyman-domecile, get on camera wearing nothing but SA2015 helmet.
SnowMongoose wrote:
New bucket list item:
Locate Toyman-domecile, get on camera wearing nothing but SA2015 helmet.
See above comment about the management.
patgizz
PowerDork
8/20/15 9:05 p.m.
had a ups guy chuck a box from the truck once onto the sidewalk in a high arc as i was coming out the door to grab it from him. it was a $600 race intake for a big block, and it dented on the gasket surface. opened it in front of him, showed him what he did, and he said "oh well" and left. called management, and mysteriously we had a new ups guy for the next and all subsequent deliveries.
I wouldn't be surprised if UPS had no issue with that.
You think packages are treated better on/off the plane and on/off the other trucks along the route? You're dreaming man.
OHSCrifle wrote:
In reply to Toyman01:
What was in the box? Looked very light.. I probably would have thrown it too.
Weather or not the package CAN be thrown should not effect weather it SHOULD be thrown. That's just rude.