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fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
10/12/14 7:18 a.m.
novaderrik wrote: the proper answer is apple pie..

this

APFTMFW

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
10/12/14 8:03 a.m.
Knurled wrote: One time I went for the chocolate at some German restaurant in Columbus and the thing was so incredibly rich that I couldn't finish it. Dwell on that for a moment. Uneaten pie. Pie thrown away. HORRIFYING.

doggy bag …. "problem" solved

wbjones
wbjones UltimaDork
10/12/14 8:06 a.m.

about the only pie that I don't care for is rhubarb … and it's not all that bad …. I LIKE PIE … being a diabetic makes this affliction hard to live with

bentwrench
bentwrench HalfDork
10/12/14 9:33 a.m.

Dutch Apple Pie (the kind with crumbles on top), heated, A la Mode (French Vanilla).

Anything else makes you realize how good Apple Pie is!

LopRacer
LopRacer Dork
10/12/14 10:27 a.m.

Almost any Pie is better than no Pie so you chose well to have Pie. I still would choose the chocolate.

Grizz
Grizz UltraDork
10/12/14 10:32 a.m.
Lesley wrote: Interesting. I polled all my male friends one time on coconut. It's been my experience that it's a man-thing, most hate it.

It's not a man-thing, it's a wrong-thing. Coconut is delicious.

I wonder if they make a chocolate coconut cream pie.

Kia_Racer
Kia_Racer Dork
10/12/14 11:08 a.m.

In order of greatness. . .

.Pecan pie .Key lime pie .Apple pie .Cherry pie .All other pie

DrBoost
DrBoost UltimaDork
10/12/14 11:26 a.m.

I made a caramel-apple pie that was AMAZING. Shredded caramel inside, caramel on top, home-made crust. That's my all-time favorite pie evar.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 SuperDork
10/12/14 11:51 a.m.

I reject your reality and substitute cheesecake.

kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
10/12/14 12:13 p.m.

Call me a cheese eating surrender monkey, but the correct answer was "Do you have lemon meringue pie?"

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/12/14 1:12 p.m.

If we are getting into other delicious deserts.. I submit Tiramisu!

skierd
skierd SuperDork
10/12/14 2:11 p.m.
Mitchell wrote:
4cylndrfury wrote:
patgizz wrote: coconut is the single worst tasting and worst textured tropical food ever invented by nature or man. +1 for chocolate
nope...let me introduce your worst nightmare...coconut crab! Or as its more commonly referred to: The fourth horseman, and harbinger of mans doom shaved waxy fruit is a walk in the park compared to that which shall haunt your dreams for eternity!
Just outside of the frame is a mob of New Englanders with their Old Bay and tiny hammers. That crab is trying to hide.

And then they'd ruin it by boiling the damn thing. Marylanders, on the other hand would be steaming the bastard in Natty Boh and a couple pounds of Old Bay watching dem O's hon.

fiesta54
fiesta54 Reader
10/12/14 2:51 p.m.
skierd wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
4cylndrfury wrote:
patgizz wrote: coconut is the single worst tasting and worst textured tropical food ever invented by nature or man. +1 for chocolate
nope...let me introduce your worst nightmare...coconut crab! Or as its more commonly referred to: The fourth horseman, and harbinger of mans doom shaved waxy fruit is a walk in the park compared to that which shall haunt your dreams for eternity!
Just outside of the frame is a mob of New Englanders with their Old Bay and tiny hammers. That crab is trying to hide.
And then they'd ruin it by boiling the damn thing. Marylanders, on the other hand would be steaming the bastard in Natty Boh and a couple pounds of Old Bay watching dem O's hon.

I would have been happy to live my whole life not knowing these existed

TRoglodyte
TRoglodyte SuperDork
10/12/14 2:51 p.m.

Cheese cake. Why is it called cake when it is cut like pie?

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
10/12/14 3:41 p.m.

I don't think this guy is going to make it!

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UberDork
10/12/14 4:52 p.m.
TRoglodyte wrote: Cheese cake. Why is it called cake when it is cut like pie?

Because cheese pie is quiche and eating quiche will give you the gay or make you French, whatever is worse.

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
10/12/14 5:28 p.m.
Lesley wrote: Interesting. I polled all my male friends one time on coconut. It's been my experience that it's a man-thing, most hate it.

It's only a man thing, for those that aren't sure of their manhood. Coconut is awesome.

The proper answer is, of course, everything listed so far...including the crab.

If you were extremely nice to the wait staff, they might have been willing to bring you half a slice of each, on one plate. Regular, large, tips go far with the local places.

Knurled
Knurled PowerDork
10/12/14 5:40 p.m.
Trans_Maro wrote:
TRoglodyte wrote: Cheese cake. Why is it called cake when it is cut like pie?
Because cheese pie is quiche and eating quiche will give you the gay or make you French, whatever is worse.

Quiche and meatloaf are the only things that an adult may slather with ketchup. Anyway, I thought quiche was egg pie, not cheese pie. Cheese pie is Chicago pizza casserole.

ProDarwin
ProDarwin UltraDork
10/12/14 5:54 p.m.

Wait. Did the Coconut Creme Pie not have chocolate in/on it? Do people eat coconut w/o chocolate?

logdog
logdog Dork
10/12/14 7:27 p.m.
ProDarwin wrote: Wait. Did the Coconut Creme Pie not have chocolate in/on it? Do people eat coconut w/o chocolate?

Yep.

oldopelguy
oldopelguy SuperDork
10/12/14 8:56 p.m.

The tiny town that serves as my county seat has a local grocery store that is only vaguely affiliated with the SuperValu chain but mostly independent. They sell a line of frozen pies that is made with real ingredients by some tiny place in NE. By real ingredients I mean you can pronounce everything in the ingredients list, the crust has lard, and the fruit was fresh when they made the pie instead of canned or whatever. Every time I go to get plates for something I stop in and bring home a new flavor.

The upshot is that I can speak with authority when I say:

cherry > lemon meringue > strawberry rhubarb > pumpkin > Dutch apple > coconut > regular apple > everything else

nepa03focus
nepa03focus HalfDork
10/12/14 9:17 p.m.

You forgot blueberry and also peach

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
10/12/14 9:33 p.m.
fiesta54 wrote:
skierd wrote:
Mitchell wrote:
4cylndrfury wrote:
patgizz wrote: coconut is the single worst tasting and worst textured tropical food ever invented by nature or man. +1 for chocolate
nope...let me introduce your worst nightmare...coconut crab! Or as its more commonly referred to: The fourth horseman, and harbinger of mans doom shaved waxy fruit is a walk in the park compared to that which shall haunt your dreams for eternity!
Just outside of the frame is a mob of New Englanders with their Old Bay and tiny hammers. That crab is trying to hide.
And then they'd ruin it by boiling the damn thing. Marylanders, on the other hand would be steaming the bastard in Natty Boh and a couple pounds of Old Bay watching dem O's hon.
I would have been happy to live my whole life not knowing these existed

It has been suggested that these are the reason they can find no remains of Amelia Earhart or her companion Fred Noonan. They tend to drag their food down underground and enjoy it in safety

Racer1ab
Racer1ab Dork
10/12/14 11:26 p.m.

I think I've shot hundreds of these while playing Borderlands. I didn't realize they actually existed!

logdog
logdog Dork
10/13/14 5:39 a.m.

Is there such a thing as crab pie? They make crab cake.

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