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carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
11/24/10 12:51 p.m.

Cleaning up before the family begins to arrive for Thanksgiving and I've noticed that spider poop is the most potent.

Bird poop cleans off fairly easily, but spider's poop a LOT for their size and it must be acidic because it seems to etch into whatever it lands on. On the good side it makes it easier to spot spider webs that need cleaning. I just look on the ground and then look up.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 HalfDork
11/24/10 12:56 p.m.

Yah, Spider poop is nasty E36 M3.

cwh
cwh SuperDork
11/24/10 12:58 p.m.

That is a tidbit of wisdom I don't need, but does show that you can learn a lot at GRMland.

93celicaGT2
93celicaGT2 SuperDork
11/24/10 1:08 p.m.

I'm not sure i even knew that spiders pooped in the first place.

RoosterSauce
RoosterSauce Reader
11/24/10 1:16 p.m.

Yeah, spider poop is pretty nasty. Do not click on this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spider%20Poop

914Driver
914Driver SuperDork
11/24/10 1:26 p.m.

GEEEEZZZ Rooster!! More crap I don't need to know.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
11/24/10 1:34 p.m.
RoosterSauce wrote: Yeah, spider poop is pretty nasty. Do not click on this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spider%20Poop

Been a long time since I did this.

DrBoost
DrBoost SuperDork
11/24/10 2:00 p.m.

Maybe get them spider Depends®??

Marty!
Marty! Dork
11/24/10 2:01 p.m.

I wonder how drunk I would have to get the wife in order for her to try that.......

Toyman01
Toyman01 SuperDork
11/24/10 3:03 p.m.

OK, some of you are officially nasty people.

pete240z
pete240z SuperDork
11/24/10 4:42 p.m.

yeah, I had to edit my comment. i am still bothered by what I saw on urban dictionary

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
11/24/10 4:45 p.m.

Innocently I posted about how hard it was to remove spider poop as opposed to bird poop and look where that's taken us.

Schmidlap
Schmidlap Reader
11/24/10 5:15 p.m.

Spiders poop? I mean, of course they poop, but enough to cause problems? I wouldn't have any idea how to identify spider poop.

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
11/24/10 5:37 p.m.

It's the unsightly white splotches underneath the spider's lair.

If you live in the country they congregate in the corners of your windows and leave lots of tiny black dot poop.

But the ones that do me in are the almost bird sized white splotches on my purty stained concrete porches.

I had no idea that spiders pooped this much or this big. Places I had attributed to birds turned out to be small to moderate sized spiders.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo SuperDork
11/24/10 6:04 p.m.
Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
11/24/10 7:40 p.m.
RoosterSauce wrote: Yeah, spider poop is pretty nasty. Do not click on this: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spider%20Poop

Then I guess I've never been in love.

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Reader
11/24/10 9:57 p.m.

'Tis better to have loved & lost than never been in love. But please,no spider poop.

SillyImportRacer
SillyImportRacer Reader
11/24/10 10:11 p.m.

I'll just add that to my "Do Not Do" list. What kind of person has that idea and then suggests it to someone else?

gamby
gamby SuperDork
11/24/10 11:38 p.m.
93celicaGT2 wrote: I'm not sure i even knew that spiders pooped in the first place.

+1

11110000
11110000 Reader
11/25/10 4:27 a.m.

This is all too late for me.

I started leaving the porch light on this year after the wife's car was broken into. I welcomed the armada of spiders that made camp around said light - spiders are good, right? Now the entry to my home is stained with black poop marks that nothing seems to take off. Thanks guys!

aeronca65t
aeronca65t Dork
11/25/10 5:56 a.m.

This is funny for me to read. Recently, I had two almost back-to-back race weekends with my vintage Spridget. During the first weekend, I blew my regular engine and the only spare I had was a dreadful-looking 948 that had been sitting on a dirt floor in a shed for 20+ years.

And it was full of spiders and spider poop! I ended up pulling the oil pan and using a pressure washer to clean it out. I raced it and it actually worked out pretty good!

~Click Here~ to read about it (about half way down on the page).

joey48442
joey48442 SuperDork
11/25/10 7:45 a.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: Everybody poops.

Nobody poops but you and your a naughty child.

Joey

Schmidlap
Schmidlap Reader
11/25/10 5:15 p.m.

Is it weird that I'm a 35 year old single guy and my brother gave me that book a couple of years ago? While the book doesn't specifically mention spiders, it does show that bugs poop.

Everyone Poops

carguy123
carguy123 SuperDork
11/25/10 8:36 p.m.

Going for brownie points with poop all over the latest GRM mag?

Schmidlap wrote: Is it weird that I'm a 35 year old single guy and my brother gave me that book a couple of years ago? While the book doesn't specifically mention spiders, it does show that bugs poop. Everyone Poops
Luke
Luke SuperDork
11/25/10 9:21 p.m.

It's like a hostage photo, with a copy of the day's newspaper .

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