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slefain
slefain UltraDork
12/10/13 12:45 p.m.

These threads always end up like this:

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
12/10/13 12:46 p.m.
slefain wrote: ALL threads always end up like this:

Fixed for you.

Margie

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury MegaDork
12/10/13 12:51 p.m.

Too bad GIFs like that cant automatically play Yackety Sax when they come up...bennyhillifier and all that

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
12/10/13 1:12 p.m.

GRM Off Topic Thread Outline:

"Topic Question"

"yes"

"no"

"YES"

"NO"

"your a dick"

"no your a dick"

{ thread locked }

turboswede
turboswede UltimaDork
12/10/13 1:35 p.m.

turboswede
turboswede UltimaDork
12/10/13 1:50 p.m.
aircooled wrote: GRM Off Topic Thread Outline: "Topic Question" "yes" "no" "YES" "NO" "you're a dick" "no you're a dick" { thread locked }

FTFY...

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
12/10/13 1:54 p.m.

In reply to aircooled:

You haven't seen the countless "The new mustang looks like this" BS posts.

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
12/10/13 2:25 p.m.
turboswede wrote:
aircooled wrote: GRM Off Topic Thread Outline: "Topic Question" "yes" "no" "YES" "NO" "you're a dick" "no you're a dick" { thread locked }
FTFY...

no, no. no....the poor spelling is very real

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
12/10/13 2:38 p.m.

I don't think anyone has stopped to consider the ball storage problem that is just over the horizon. With everybody getting free balls we will need a plan in place to deal with their enviornmental impact.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
12/10/13 2:49 p.m.
phaze1todd wrote: "If you like your balls. . . you can keep your balls."

That's a lie.

Lancer007
Lancer007 Reader
12/10/13 2:51 p.m.

What happens when we hit 'peak balls'? There can't be an infinite suppy of them.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
12/10/13 2:58 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I don't think anyone has stopped to consider the ball storage problem that is just over the horizon. With everybody getting free balls we will need a plan in place to deal with their enviornmental impact.

Everyone knows that if people have free balls they won't work as hard!

Bobzilla
Bobzilla PowerDork
12/10/13 2:58 p.m.
Wally wrote:
phaze1todd wrote: "If you like your balls. . . you can keep your balls."
That's a lie.

But only about 15% will not be able to keep their balls. The good news is we're allowing another 9% get balls they never had access to before.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron UltimaDork
12/10/13 3:00 p.m.
Lancer007 wrote: What happens when we hit 'peak balls'? There can't be an infinite suppy of them.

Not to worry. Ball supply responds to market pressures.

Brett_Murphy
Brett_Murphy UltraDork
12/10/13 3:10 p.m.

To boldly go where no man has gone before, a captain of his own balls.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
12/10/13 3:15 p.m.

Don't mind me.

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
12/10/13 3:16 p.m.

Brain Balls: The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?

Henry Kissinger's Head: Mister Ambassador, our people tell the same story.

Bender: These balls are making me testy!

Racer1ab
Racer1ab Dork
12/10/13 3:19 p.m.
Wally wrote:
phaze1todd wrote: "If you like your balls. . . you can keep your balls."
That's a lie.

Wait...someone's getting married?

IT'S A TRAP!

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/10/13 3:24 p.m.

Now here's another question. If my balls are inflated, and everyone elses balls are inflated, does that not devalue my balls? I mean the next step after giving everyone a ball is inflating it after all. Seems a dangerous precipice to be standing on. Pretty soon everyone has giant, overinflated, worthless balls, and the entitled will bitch about something else. Perhaps a basket to put them in.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/10/13 3:24 p.m.

Now here's another question. If my balls are inflated, and everyone elses balls are inflated, does that not devalue my balls? I mean the next step after giving everyone a ball is inflating it after all. Seems a dangerous precipice to be standing on. Pretty soon everyone has giant, overinflated, worthless balls, and the entitled will bitch about something else. Perhaps a basket to put them in.

Cone_Junkie
Cone_Junkie SuperDork
12/10/13 3:35 p.m.

The only way to stop a bad guy with balls is with a good guy with balls.

mndsm
mndsm UltimaDork
12/10/13 3:37 p.m.

Depends on who's perception of the bad/good guy is.

Flight Service
Flight Service MegaDork
12/10/13 3:38 p.m.
Bobzilla wrote:
Flight Service wrote: I find it amusing that that whole thread string came from someone stating that threads here aren't judged equally for locking, and the OP should just let it go.
No, he was pointing out that one side of the argument got pissy when real discussion was offered and demanded that it be locked rather than continue to support their theory. Not suprisingly, you missed that apparently.

I have read this like six times and let it set for 3 hours, how does your response and insult remotely categories as a retort to my comment?

The thread string, string be the differential, was between me and braverence, not the whole thread.

Cone_Junkie
Cone_Junkie SuperDork
12/10/13 3:41 p.m.

Should we drug test before handing out balls?

I don't want to work my balls off and find that someone getting a handout is sucking up all my balls. Wait, err...maybe I do.

JoeyM
JoeyM Mod Squad
12/10/13 4:04 p.m.

Kate Upton

[insert your own joke in this space]

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