Teen boy dies from fatal hickey

captdownshift UberDork
8/31/16 1:14 p.m.

captdownshift UberDork
8/31/16 1:15 p.m.

Bonus is the reporter who wrote the article being named after one of the greatest cars of all time.

Jumper K. Balls UberDork
8/31/16 1:18 p.m.

stafford1500 Reader
8/31/16 1:24 p.m.

That sucks...

Brian MegaDork
8/31/16 1:30 p.m.

17 and 24, good for him. Aside from the part about being dead.

Wall-e MegaDork
8/31/16 2:11 p.m.

My mother told me this could happen.

Son_Of_Toyman Reader
8/31/16 2:17 p.m.

Wow.....

Wall-e MegaDork
8/31/16 2:17 p.m.

They sent the wrong reporter to cover it.

Duke MegaDork
8/31/16 2:38 p.m.

It's not the first time it's happened, either. Well, it was for that poor schmuck. But not in the world.

captdownshift UberDork
8/31/16 2:56 p.m.

This is why you don't bring your girl pumpkin spiced iced coffee.

fasted58 UltimaDork
8/31/16 3:40 p.m.

older women...

Will UltraDork
8/31/16 7:23 p.m.

Went to a party last Saturday night...