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Alonso
Alonso New Reader
11/3/08 10:43 p.m.

oh my god, DUEL.

my high school auto shop teacher would put that on during class no less than 4 times a semester. i took three years of auto shop, you do that math.

Jerry From LA
Jerry From LA Reader
11/3/08 11:17 p.m.
integraguy wrote: Sorry, all I remember of the title is Killer Clowns, so I may have it wrong. I love it when the sheriff, who thinks he's John Law, is done in by a silly clown.

"Killer clowns From Outer Space" written and produced by the Chiodo brothers, two carzy special effects guys with a shop in Burbank.

These guys were certifiable. I worked with them on another project. They start yelling at each other in the middle of a shoot, then they start yelling at the Director of Photography. This went on for 20 hours a day. Actually the working conditions were not unlike watching "Killer Clowns," come to think of it.

Eldukerino
Eldukerino New Reader
11/4/08 12:19 a.m.

+1 for Waterworld. Hell, I even saw it in theaters when I was young. Another bad Costner movie is "The Postman", basically waterworld without the water.

I have a problem with Van Dam movies. Blood Sport, Lion Heart, Cyborg, Universal Soldier...there are a bunch of them.

How about Revenge of the Nerds.

GeneralHavoc
GeneralHavoc New Reader
11/4/08 9:13 a.m.

Good old Postman... It was the yearly post-apocalyptic three-and-a-half hour Costner movie time!

PCU... I never could make it all the way through that. The main character, or maybe the actor, was a berkeleying tool.

Any time there's a Die Hard marathon on, the TV is locked in place for 6 or 8 hours.

Duke
Duke Dork
11/4/08 9:47 a.m.

The Postman, unfortunately, is based on an excellent book by the same title by David Brin. It's a good read.

btp76
btp76 New Reader
11/4/08 10:00 a.m.

I started watching the postman one night around 10pm on tbs or something. It's well over 3.5 hrs with commercials. Terrible, terrible movie but just couldn't turn it off...

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
11/4/08 10:05 a.m.

The Governator's 'Commando' is terrible. The acting sucks. It features the destruction of a Sunbeam Alpine. It also has Rae Dawn Chong who would never have had a part in any movie if it wasn't for her dad, a lot like Tori Spelling. Yet every time it has ever come on when I happen to be watching TV, damned if I don't watch the whole thing.

'What did you do with him?'

'I let him go.'

stuart in mn
stuart in mn Dork
11/4/08 10:10 a.m.
Eldukerino wrote: I have a problem with Van Dam movies. Blood Sport, Lion Heart, Cyborg, Universal Soldier...there are a bunch of them.

He always found a reason to do the splits across two chairs somewhere in each movie, too. Don't forget Steven Seagal's contributions to cinema....

spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
11/4/08 10:15 a.m.

I'm a big fan of Killer Clowns and Mars Attacks.

I'm surprised no one has come up with Orgazmo.

Xceler8x
Xceler8x HalfDork
11/4/08 12:04 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: The Governator's 'Commando' is terrible.

"Let off some steam Bennett."

Duke
Duke Dork
11/4/08 12:05 p.m.
spitfirebill wrote: I'm surprised no one has come up with Orgazmo.

I watched part of that and found it pretty easy to stop watching the rest.

Eldukerino
Eldukerino New Reader
11/4/08 1:57 p.m.
stuart in mn wrote:
Eldukerino wrote: I have a problem with Van Dam movies. Blood Sport, Lion Heart, Cyborg, Universal Soldier...there are a bunch of them.
He always found a reason to do the splits across two chairs somewhere in each movie, too.

Haha, I forgot about that. When I was young I always thought that was bad ass.

+1 for Orgasmo. And along those same lines there is Baseketball.

Type Q
Type Q HalfDork
11/4/08 2:02 p.m.

Anyone remember "Better off Dead?"

I haven't seen it in a while. But I swear everytime I stumble across it, I watch it. "Go that way real fast. When something gets in your way, turn."

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
11/4/08 2:09 p.m.

"Now why would anybody throw away a perfectly good white boy?"

"I want my two dollars."

A lot of the dialog from that movie is still in daily use at my house.

Margie

belteshazzar
belteshazzar Dork
11/4/08 2:14 p.m.

same here. my kids don't know why my wife calls them "fraunch fries" or "fraunch toast"

Jensenman
Jensenman SuperDork
11/4/08 2:26 p.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: "I want my two dollars." Margie

That paperboy was probably the only redeeming part of that whole movie.

Will
Will New Reader
11/4/08 3:08 p.m.

Better off Dead is awesome!

"I don't know which is worse, not speaking any English or only speaking Howard Cosell."

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
11/4/08 3:17 p.m.
Jensenman wrote: That paperboy was probably the only redeeming part of that whole movie.

Sorry, I'm with Will here. How can you hate a movie where a kid tells another kid he's sorry his mom blew up?

Speaking of teen cult movies, I absolutely have to watch all of any John Hughes flick.

Margie

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair Dork
11/5/08 11:46 a.m.
Marjorie Suddard wrote: Speaking of teen cult movies, I absolutely have to watch all of any John Hughes flick. Margie

yeah, i'm gonna have to fess up to watching Pretty in Pink about a thousand times. Sixteen Candles, too.

"No more yanky my wanky! The Donger need food!"

spitfirebill
spitfirebill HalfDork
11/5/08 11:50 a.m.
Duke wrote:
spitfirebill wrote: I'm surprised no one has come up with Orgazmo.
I watched part of that and found it pretty easy to stop watching the rest.

Actually my brain farted. I was thinkng all time bad movie, not just one you cannot stop watching. I actually watched a few minutes of the censored version on some channel where they pixelated the bad stuff (adult toy attached to his sidekick's head). Talk about stupid.

integraguy
integraguy Reader
11/5/08 2:17 p.m.

I can take or leave the John Hughes movies, Sixteen Candles is okay, but Breakfast Club has been wrecked by all the commercials that are "riffs" on it (example? the J.C. Penney's ads for school clothes). These commercials have taken the B C stereotypes and turned them into parodies.

No one mentioned a John Waters film. Some of them aren't too bad, the movie PECKER (yeah, that really is the title), for instance, but some (like the one starring Johnny Depp...I forget the name of the movie) are truely unwatchable more than once. It's like the guy got WORSE at making movies the more exposure he had to Hollywood

Will
Will New Reader
11/5/08 2:29 p.m.

The Waters film w/Johnny Depp is Cry Baby, and yes, it's awful. Serial Mom, on the other hand...

aircooled
aircooled Dork
11/5/08 5:27 p.m.

Which Waters film has the fat guy that eats the fresh steamy dog poop? And no, it was not a trick, apparently they had to follow the dog around for hours to get that shot.

Will
Will New Reader
11/5/08 6:32 p.m.

Pink Flamingos.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg HalfDork
11/6/08 9:07 a.m.
EricM wrote: Point Break good lord hat was bAD. but I watch it again and again. Anyone want to say it? Come on sat it. No? OK I will fast and the furriest

You do realize they have the exact same story line don't you

My vote is for "Attack of the killer tomatoes" so bad I love it

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