captdownshift
captdownshift PowerDork
2/26/17 7:24 p.m.

...you run into your orthopedic surgeon at harbor freight.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
2/26/17 8:02 p.m.

did you have a leg to stand on?

chuckles
chuckles HalfDork
2/26/17 8:03 p.m.

Hey, it's all carpentry.

Robbie
Robbie UltraDork
2/26/17 8:05 p.m.

Hopefully he wasn't stocking up on blue gloves.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
2/26/17 8:08 p.m.

Was he picking up a five gallon bucket of Lidocaine?

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy PowerDork
2/26/17 8:16 p.m.

One morning I had an employment physical including turning my head and coughing and I ran into the doctor at the convenience store and he was buying cigars. Long tube things he rolls in his fingers.

This was awkward. (Back in the day when convenience stores ruled)

stanger_missle
stanger_missle Dork
2/26/17 10:27 p.m.

He was probably just there for the free flashlights

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
2/26/17 10:52 p.m.

Eventually everything becomes Taylor Hammer

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
2/26/17 11:25 p.m.

How about when you hand out the Oscar for best picture to the wrong guys? Awkward, yes. Apparently blind, and maybe drunk too...

oldsaw
oldsaw UltimaDork
2/27/17 12:14 a.m.
Streetwiseguy wrote: How about when you hand out the Oscar for best picture to the wrong guys? Awkward, yes. Apparently blind, and maybe drunk too...

I wish somebody would give me an Oscar; it would be so cool to have vintage warbird. Oh, some sake would be nice, too.

JtspellS
JtspellS SuperDork
2/27/17 12:26 a.m.

Ask him next time if he takes harbor freight coupons for discounts.

Wall-e
Wall-e MegaDork
2/27/17 5:38 a.m.
oldsaw wrote:
Streetwiseguy wrote: How about when you hand out the Oscar for best picture to the wrong guys? Awkward, yes. Apparently blind, and maybe drunk too...
I wish somebody would give me an Oscar; it would be so cool to have vintage warbird. Oh, some sake would be nice, too.

I wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weinermobile.

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltimaDork
2/27/17 7:03 a.m.

He was picking a new endoscope.

kazoospec
kazoospec SuperDork
2/27/17 5:14 p.m.

They didn't have a sale on air chisels, did they?

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