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kazoospec
kazoospec Dork
2/6/14 6:12 p.m.

Primarily for entertainment value, but also for edumacation and enlightenmafying, I bring you the official GRM awesome quote thread. I'll start the festivities:

"Why don't you fix your little problem and light this candle?"

Allan Sheppard to Mission control, 5 May 1961, while sitting atop the notoriously unpredictable Redstone Rocket.

Enyar
Enyar Dork
2/6/14 6:18 p.m.

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."

fasted58
fasted58 PowerDork
2/6/14 6:23 p.m.

Never show 'em everything ya got... they'll expect ya to keep it up for the duration.

JohnRW1621
JohnRW1621 UltimaDork
2/6/14 6:25 p.m.

"Can we please stop hotlinking pics?"
-The Unintended Victim (circa 2010)

Cuda
Cuda Reader
2/6/14 6:38 p.m.

luck smells a lot like perspiration.

Ditchdigger
Ditchdigger UltraDork
2/6/14 6:41 p.m.

"sweat is what makes it rock and roll, otherwise it is just folk music with drums"

Mikel Jollet

The
The HalfDork
2/6/14 6:51 p.m.

you can lead a gift horse to water but you cant look in his mouth.....archie bunker

bonus, edith, it was one of those sperm of the moment things

double bonus, oh archie are you going to give me oral pleasure and it's not even my birthday.......no lie i about fell outa my chair.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
2/6/14 6:56 p.m.

Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax.

Jackie Stewart

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
2/6/14 6:57 p.m.

and

I would have been a much more popular Wolrd Champion if I had always said what people wanted to hear. I might have been dead, but definitely more popular.

Jackie Stewart

Ditchdigger
Ditchdigger UltraDork
2/6/14 6:58 p.m.

"Never lick a gift horse in the mouth"

-Burrito Enthusiast

N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
2/6/14 6:58 p.m.

"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
- Albert Einstein

Toyman01
Toyman01 UltimaDork
2/6/14 7:00 p.m.

I'm kind of partial to this one at the moment.

This post is my opinion (free advice). It is not intended to influence anyone's judgment nor do I advocate anyone do what I propose.

No clue who wrote it.

I like this one too and use it on another forum.

"Once you leave the pavement, it's like entering a parallel universe... a wormhole in both space and time... sometimes you won't believe you're still in the United States, or in this century," Dr. Rock. from The Mobius Trip

Spoolpigeon
Spoolpigeon UberDork
2/6/14 7:10 p.m.

YOLO is carpe diem for dumb people.

Moparman76_69

Type Q
Type Q Dork
2/6/14 7:10 p.m.

"There are two types of people in the world; those that believe there are two types of people, and those who don't"

  • Type Q
foxtrapper
foxtrapper PowerDork
2/6/14 7:26 p.m.

Trying is the first step to failure

Homer Simpson

Ransom
Ransom PowerDork
2/6/14 7:33 p.m.

"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is."

Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 SuperDork
2/6/14 7:37 p.m.
Spoolpigeon wrote: YOLO is carpe diem for dumb people. Moparman76_69

While I'm flattered, I'll admit that is paraphrased from a tweet by Jack Black.

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UberDork
2/6/14 7:41 p.m.

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

-R. P. Feynman

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
2/6/14 7:51 p.m.

if you hadn't a wanted to work you shouldn't aughtha hired out

my grandfather

Trans_Maro
Trans_Maro UltraDork
2/6/14 7:54 p.m.

"It's easy, just turn on the money hose"

Our chief steward, over dinner, responding to a new driver asking something about how to make his car faster.

aircooled
aircooled UltimaDork
2/6/14 8:01 p.m.

In the immortal words of Socrates:

"I drank what?"

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
2/6/14 8:05 p.m.

"Procrastination is the key to flexibility." ~ Anon

Also, "Nice going fish berkeleyer" ~ GPS

ScreaminE
ScreaminE Reader
2/6/14 8:05 p.m.

"They said it couldn't be done, so I didn't do it" - Unknown

"If you loan a person $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it" - Unknown

"I just wanna race, Daddy" -Dale Earnhardt, Jr.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo Mod Squad
2/6/14 8:08 p.m.

"Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life" ~ Terry Pratchett

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer SuperDork
2/6/14 8:32 p.m.

Put the glasses on! Put 'em on!

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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