Obamacare.....
Obamacare.....
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
I heard that Obama wanted Corvettes on street tires to cause more accidents and put insurance companies in debt.
Before the ACA, I was unable to afford health insurance, now I am still unable to afford health insurance AND I have the IRS giving me a fine because I can't afford health insurance.
slefain wrote: "The website isoHunt will shut down as part of a settlement in a massive piracy suit filed by Hollywood studios, agreeing to pay $110 million for claims that the site induced the pirating of movies and TV shows. If studios would make content available the way consumers want to consume it, then maybe piracy wouldn't be such a big problem."
I'm really torn on this issue, because I get this big ol' justice boner whenever I think about people who aren't me being punished for things that I haven't done, and I really want to do right by my betters and strongly support the interests of huge corporations and billionaires, but I also heard that most of those people who made those movies and tv shows are good for nothing elitist liberals, so they really don't deserve to get their filthy hands on anyone's money in the first place.
How'd I do :D.
I heard Obamacare is going to make ice cream illegal. Now what will I eat with my pie?
Republican-provided money goes well with pie.
The Jews!
The Chinese!
Big Brother!
Cartels!
Ass Cancer!
NIMBY!
Creation Science!
For some reason I read Jimmy Carter in there. I was like.... dafuq does peanuts have to do with anything?
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
That is the funniest E36 M3 I have seen in a long time.
Datsun1500 wrote: Sincerely, Mguar
I seriously spewed soda onto my keyboard at that line! 
And you should be permabanned for making a personal attack and also your avatar is racially offensive!
Ya'll mofo's need more government handouts.
Old people are sucking up all the money and dicking over the young.
Federal spending on old and young, by the numbers
I'll post more after your head does this.
z31maniac wrote: You forgot to tell everyone to buy a Dodge Ram.
Your mother was a hamster!
Also, P71.
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
The Trilateral Commission!
In reply to Giant Purple Snorklewacker:
George Soros!
I heard Obama hates Miata's and thinks they are "gay" while Senator Cruz is planning to filibuster any laws against Miatas and put up his own law stating that Corvettes must be driven on street tires at all times.
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