AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
12/18/10 8:15 p.m.

here's the email i got from fbi@fbi.com telling me that the Nigerian transaction I'm pursuing is 100% legit! hot E36 M3! berkeleyin ay! at first i was like, come on, fbi.com? really? but then i was totally relieved when the fbi guy told me to have a blessed day!

FBI.WASHINGTON DC. WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367 J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING 601 4TH STREET,NW WASHINGTON,D.C 20535. FBI/IC3 SEEKING TO WIRE TAP THE INTERNET Good Day How are you and your entire family ? We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, D.C in conjunction with some other relevant Investigations Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the an organization in Nigeria. It might interest you to know that we have taken out our time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further inform you that your fund is now been code to an ATM CARD in your favor, and it is now around your corner. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Director of the Organization you are dealing with in Nigeria , I will use this opportunity to warn you against some hoodlums who are impersonating my office and other government agencies for the purpose of extorting money from innocent Citizens like you, Be very vigilant and always forward to my office any messages sent to you before replying to them so that we can confirm if it is genuine or not, we are poised taking this precaution so make sure you don't fall victim to those miscreants who are claiming to be who they are not. We were also made to understand that a woman with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from TEXAS has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your ATM CARD valued at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states dollars) but the Fed Ex Courier Company agent , which is with your ATM CARD IN TEXAS UNITED STATE OF AMERICA did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead with the delivery of your ATM CARD to the informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady, the main reason why they contacted us is to assist them in making the investigations. We recently had a meeting with the Director of the FedEx Courier Office prior to your case and they presented to us the real official contact information of their agent in TEXAS UNITED STATE OF AMERICA. So all what is needed from you now is to contact the Fed Ex Courier Company agent in TEXAS UNITED STATE OF AMERICA, who is presently with you ATM CARD valued US$10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states dollars) Here is the needed information to contact him. Full Names:Mr.James Luck. Email: jamesluck2010@hotmail.com You are required to send bellow information for your transfer to him for him to proceed on how to get your ATM CARD delivery to in your home . (1) YOUR FULL NAME: (2) ADDRESS, CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY: (3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE: (4) COMPANY NAME (IF ANY) POSITION AND ADDRESS NB: The Director of the Fed Ex Courier Company made us to understand that you will be responsible for the shipping fees which will only cost you US$220 immediately the payment of US$220 is confirmed Fed Ex Courier Company agent in TEXAS UNITED STATE OF AMERICA your package will be shipped that same day to you without any further delay as the ATM CARD is around your corner in United State and remember to let me know when you receive your package. Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole process as regard to the urgent release of your package to you as instructed. Also have in mind that the Fed Ex Courier Company equally has their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their delivery terms, so delay could be very dangerous. More so, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly. Once again, we will advise that you contact the FedEx Courier agent only with the above information as soon as you can because they have already started sorting our contract payments to serious clients and your case should not be exempted. This is all i can tell you for now until you have contacted them as directed. Should in case you need any more informations in regard to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated. Have a blessed day! Best Regards, Robert S. Mueller III Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
JmfnB
JmfnB MegaDork
12/18/10 8:19 p.m.
It might interest you to know that we have taken out our time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.

Wait, what? I got lost at facet.

Angry has all the fun on his internets.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair MegaDork
12/18/10 8:23 p.m.
John Brown wrote:
It might interest you to know that we have taken out our time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.
Wait, what? I got lost at facet. Angry has all the fun on his internets.

my internets are pretty strong, no doubt.

M2Pilot
M2Pilot Dork
12/18/10 8:50 p.m.

Now you have indisputable proof that it's legit.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar UltraDork
12/18/10 9:08 p.m.
John Brown wrote:
It might interest you to know that we have taken out our time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.

I might have to use that quote the next time I advertise something for sale.

JFX001
JFX001 UberDork
12/18/10 9:09 p.m.

I get those a lot...from a Robert Mueller(?), who I guess is some sort of Director...some have threats in order to respond.

Brian
Brian MegaDork
12/19/10 12:41 a.m.

run it past fbi.gov

Marjorie Suddard
Marjorie Suddard General Manager
12/19/10 7:18 a.m.
AngryCorvair wrote: Good Day How are you and your entire family?

That part made me laugh out loud. Yessir, that shore does sound like the guvment I know and love. Totally legit!

Margie

Derick Freese
Derick Freese UltraDork
12/19/10 11:46 a.m.

The grammar is about right for a 5th grade education...

iceracer
iceracer UltimaDork
12/19/10 4:24 p.m.

I just won $900K from the Olympics Commitee in SA. Darn, the check hasn't showed up yet

wbjones
wbjones MegaDork
12/19/10 7:11 p.m.
JFX001 wrote: I get those a lot...from a Robert Mueller(?), who I guess is some sort of Director...some have threats in order to respond.

I've been getting a lot from ol Robert too.... so far he hasn't been able to pry any of, what little I have, from me...

Mikey52_1
Mikey52_1 HalfDork
12/19/10 10:06 p.m.

WELLL!!! You guys are just mean! It's the second largest part of the Nigerian economy, after all!!.. #1 is oil, I understand....gotta have something else to pry bucks out of greedy 'murricans..

dj
dj Reader
12/20/10 4:33 a.m.
They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Director of the Organization you are dealing with in Nigeria , I will use this opportunity to warn you against some hoodlums who are impersonating my office and other government agencies for the purpose of extorting money from innocent Citizens like you, Be very vigilant and always forward to my office any messages sent to you before replying to them so that we can confirm if it is genuine or not, we are poised taking this precaution so make sure you don't fall victim to those miscreants who are claiming to be who they are not.

This is how I like one sentence to be written.

Jay
Jay UltraDork
12/20/10 5:47 a.m.

Did he actually use the word 'hoodlums'? Awesome.

Brotus7
Brotus7 HalfDork
12/20/10 6:53 a.m.

That was a painful read.

Well, it's from Robert Mueller, so it must be legit.

I wonder how many people actually fall for these scams.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
12/20/10 7:14 a.m.
Brotus7 wrote: That was a painful read. Well, it's from Robert Mueller, so it must be legit. I wonder how many people actually fall for these scams.

I have spoken with Robert S. Mueller III. He speaks just like he writes.

kpm
kpm Reader
12/20/10 7:58 a.m.

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