DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
5/25/11 9:51 a.m.

So... Let me get this straight... She was on the way to see her boyfriend, decided to prepare herself for her visit by shaving "down there", told her ex-husband to take the wheel from the passenger side, and BOOM?!? Am i getting this right?

KEY WEST: A woman shaving her bikini area while driving caused a car accident on Cudjoe Key, near Key West, according to a report in keysnews.com. Troopers told the reporter that 37-year-old Megan Mariah Barnes was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be properly groomed for the visit. So during the drive, she decided to shave. Her ex-husband, who was in the passenger's seat, took the wheel while she focused on other areas, according to the report. The site also noted that Barnes was convicted of DUI and driving without a license the day before the crash. The vehicle she was driving struck another car from behind, causing minor injuries to the occupants. The report says she and her ex-husband drove another half-mile after the crash and switched seats, so it looked like he was driving. But burns on his chest from the passenger-side airbag sank their story – since the site reports the driver's airbag wasn't deployed by the impact. Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. A trooper told keysnews.com he thought another incident in the same general area was the strangest traffic incident he'd ever see – but this topped it.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/12107993/woman-causes-crash-shaving-bikini-area-while-driving

92CelicaHalfTrac
92CelicaHalfTrac SuperDork
5/25/11 9:52 a.m.

Ex-husband going with her to her boyfriend's? Then... the shaving on top.

ERM.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/25/11 9:58 a.m.

If ever there was a thread that is worthless without pics - this is it.

fasted58
fasted58 Reader
5/25/11 10:00 a.m.

the cops smelled uh.. something fishy there.. and they was right

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
5/25/11 10:05 a.m.
fasted58 wrote: the cops smelled uh.. something fishy there.. and they was right

puts on sunglasses

YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

EvanB
EvanB SuperDork
5/25/11 10:06 a.m.

Repost?

mtn
mtn SuperDork
5/25/11 10:16 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: If ever there was a thread that is worthless without pics - this is it.

Nope. Judging from the caliber of the average person on the show COPS, I think I'm okay without them.

Tom Heath
Tom Heath Web Manager
5/25/11 10:17 a.m.

In reply to EvanB:

Or history repeating itself...

slefain
slefain SuperDork
5/25/11 10:46 a.m.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
5/25/11 10:47 a.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
fasted58 wrote: the cops smelled uh.. something fishy there.. and they was right
**puts on sunglasses** YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

BAahahaha! Nice.

Travis_K
Travis_K SuperDork
5/25/11 10:59 a.m.

Pic is in the link. Eww

Duke
Duke SuperDork
5/25/11 11:05 a.m.

Are these two related to the folks who were driving the van with the doghouse removed, and kept it running by pouring gasoline from an open container into the carb as they went down the road?

e_pie
e_pie New Reader
5/25/11 11:06 a.m.
Travis_K wrote: Pic is in the link. Eww

I was perfectly happy not clicking the link until you said this.

Thanks.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
5/25/11 11:07 a.m.

yeah, very similar incident happened here in Ohio not that long ago...maybe a few months back?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH SuperDork
5/25/11 1:27 p.m.

I knew I'd heard of this happening before...

cwh
cwh SuperDork
5/25/11 1:48 p.m.

People get strange in the Keys. Go down normal, get overbaked in the sun and rum, this is the result. That area is known as The Worlds Largest Open Air Insane Asylum.

cardiacdog
cardiacdog Reader
5/25/11 2:01 p.m.

That's a high mileage 37 right there

neon4891
neon4891 SuperDork
5/25/11 2:09 p.m.

Do you really want to see more?

And it is a repost, the link is dated march 2010

Duke
Duke SuperDork
5/25/11 2:12 p.m.
neon4891 wrote: Do you really want to see more?

And the collar doesn't match the cuffs, either, apparently.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy SuperDork
5/25/11 2:30 p.m.

I though I heard about this last year... and was thinking...she did it again?

Toyman01
Toyman01 SuperDork
5/25/11 3:38 p.m.
neon4891 wrote: Do you really want to see more? And it is a repost, the link is dated march 2010

Proof that imagination > reality.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle Reader
5/25/11 3:57 p.m.

Keep it classy.

wbjones
wbjones SuperDork
5/25/11 4:06 p.m.
neon4891 wrote: Do you really want to see more? And it is a repost, the link is dated march 2010

after seeing this pic... don't think I'll click on the link

cwh
cwh SuperDork
5/25/11 4:49 p.m.

Wonder where she is now. Probably Orlando.

Wally
Wally SuperDork
5/26/11 2:11 a.m.

http://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/sofla-is-entertaining/19643/page1/

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