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rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
5/27/12 12:08 p.m.

Time to lock and load folks...

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

" According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face and shouted on his loud speaker for him to back away.Meanwhile, a woman also saw the incident and flagged down a police officer who was in the area.

The officer, who has not been identified, approached and, seeing what was happening, also ordered the naked man to back away. When he continued the assault, the officer shot him, police sources said. The attacker failed to stop after being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots."

In all seriousness I am guessing a nasty mix of drugs here...but you never know

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/27/12 12:14 p.m.

ThePhranc
ThePhranc HalfDork
5/27/12 12:52 p.m.

Florida... again. Something just ain't right about that state.

Appleseed
Appleseed PowerDork
5/27/12 1:00 p.m.

I'd act weird too if I lived in America's wang.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
5/27/12 1:57 p.m.

On a few other forums that have picked up on this article some are trying to link it with another story from friday of a man on a flight into Florida that appeared to be disoriented and would not obey commands from officials. Some are saying he was attacking other passengers and others are saying he charged the cockpit.

Ya'll get the crazies in droves down there.

Anti-stance
Anti-stance HalfDork
5/27/12 2:10 p.m.

Pfft, Florida. Whats wrong with those people?

Knurled
Knurled Dork
5/27/12 2:49 p.m.

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill Reader
5/27/12 3:27 p.m.

figures... the Zombie apocalypse comes and my gun safe is across the stinking ocean.

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
5/27/12 6:06 p.m.

That is just poor planning Bill

Here is a link to another article on it and it actually has a video of what happened though there is an obvious obstruction. It almost looks like both of them were naked, that or the guy being attacked had his clothes eaten off. Oh the cops are calling it "cocaine psychosis" though no tests had been taken yet.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2150585/Naked-man-shot-dead-police-chewed-mans-face-leaving-victim-fighting-life.html

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/27/12 7:56 p.m.
ThePhranc wrote: Florida... again. Something just ain't right about that state.

It's the coast....we're sane in the middle of the state. I promise.

Wally
Wally UltimaDork
5/27/12 8:03 p.m.

In reply to JoeyM:

Says the man who plans on driving a washing machine shaped like an old Datsun

JoeyM
JoeyM SuperDork
5/27/12 8:11 p.m.

indeed.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo UberDork
5/27/12 8:16 p.m.

I have no doubt that when the zombie apocalypse does come, I will read it first on GRM

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
5/27/12 8:25 p.m.

REEFER MADNESS!

neon4891
neon4891 UltimaDork
5/27/12 9:20 p.m.

And I'm still trying to talk my wife into moving there.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/27/12 11:14 p.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I have no doubt that when the zombie apocalypse does come, I will read it first on GRM

and I am certain it will start in florida

Luke
Luke UberDork
5/27/12 11:19 p.m.

PCP's a helluava drug.

EastCoastMojo
EastCoastMojo UberDork
5/29/12 11:18 p.m.

I can't believe this could be the result of bath salts, I dont care how they were ingested. Still, wouldn't it be cool to shop at a place called Death Bath and Beyond?

rebelgtp
rebelgtp SuperDork
5/29/12 11:27 p.m.

The crazy is spreading. Today there was a report from NJ where a guy disemboweled himself then threw piece of flesh and intestine at the cops on scene. Again ignored police orders, pepper spray had no effect, pain from cutting himself into tiny bits had no effect either. Again they are saying drugs as a cause.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html

Derick Freese
Derick Freese SuperDork
5/29/12 11:29 p.m.

In reply to EastCoastMojo:

"Bath salts" is what some "legal highs" are sold as. That's my guess here.

16vCorey
16vCorey UberDork
5/30/12 7:38 a.m.
EastCoastMojo wrote: I can't believe this could be the result of bath salts, I dont care how they were ingested. Still, wouldn't it be cool to shop at a place called Death Bath and Beyond?

There was actually a GWAR tour called the Blood Bath and Beyond tour. That was probably 10-15 years ago, and to this day I still laugh every time I see a Bed Bath and Beyond.

cwh
cwh UberDork
5/30/12 8:04 a.m.

I live 35 miles north of where that happened. I truly am in another country. Miami-Dade County defies explanation. Strikingly beautiful in areas, other parts populated by zombies. I don't go there unless absolutely necessary.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UberDork
5/30/12 8:28 a.m.

First zombie was a Hunter (you know they take a million shots to die once they're on someone)

Second one was a Boomer, using his gut meats to attract the hordes:

unk577
unk577 Reader
5/30/12 9:14 a.m.

Just saw a pic of the victim. Holy E36 M3!!!!

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/30/12 9:17 a.m.

I saw all the pics. Pretty gross.

The other day a guy started dicing up his tummy and throwing body parts at the police. Body parts thrown were things such as flesh and intestines.

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