The.worst thing ever

The worst thing that could ever happen to a person is to find true love. If you by chance screw that up you will never feel anything even close to as berkeleying painful as that is. Love is worse than heart disease and all the other maladies in the world today. It should be classified as a heart disease.

sounds like there's a story there

Sounds like someone was drunk posting. And there's a story.

True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !

True love? No such a thing. Bah. Humbug.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !

That sounds like a movie wuote- but I feel like it needs bacon.

Such which car are you referring to now?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !

I am sure he had fun storming the castle

mndsm wrote: Sounds like someone was drunk posting. And there's a story.

Strangely enough, completely sober. I understand that things happen and you try and bust your ass to work on your own issues make yourself a better person to fix things but aren't even given a fair opportunity to do so regardless of what you've done for someone.

mad_machine wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: True love is the greatest thing in the world!... Except for a nice MLT - mutton. lettuce, tomatoe sandwich. where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe - they're so perky - I love that !

I am sure he had fun storming the castle

I love that quote it was Billy crystals best role evar. I was pissed off enough last night to storm a castle. I just went and hung out in the garage for an hour or so had a few cigarettes to try and calm down enough to go to bed

Well... it doesn't really have anything to do with what you've done for someone. A wise older friend once told me to never, ever regret having loved someone, since it can be its own reward. I know, that's no consolation when you're hurting... but avoiding love because you're afraid to be hurt again is tragic.

Curmudgeon wrote: True love? No such a thing. Bah. Humbug.

I wish I could agree with you

Not to make a joke out of it but j gels band hit the nail on the head

Love stinks

although personally i would put it into much more nsfw words

Curmudgeon wrote: True love? No such a thing. Bah. Humbug.

To blave?

Lesley wrote: Well... it doesn't really have anything to do with what you've done for someone. A wise older friend once told me to never, ever regret having loved someone, since it can be its own reward. I know, that's no consolation when you're hurting... but avoiding love because you're afraid to be hurt again is tragic.

True, very true. But it's also human nature to, if someone gets crapped on once they will become extra careful after that. I think that's why second marriages tend to last longer than first marriages; not only do people have a better idea of what to expect from said marriage but they are also not so prone to just jump headlong into it.

Of course, then there are the idiots. I have a co worker who is on his 4th marriage, he literally was divorced about a week before marrying the girl he was screwing around with during his third marriage. He has two kids, she has two kids, she 'can't work due to anxiety issues'. He's paying big bucks child support over this as well. I see nothing good ahead here. He's 44 years old, should know better but nooooo. He asked my opinion, since I tend to cut to the chase (yeah I'm a real charmer) I said IMHO it would be better to wait. He told me I obviously didn't understand love. Whatever dude.

Curmudgeon wrote:

Lesley wrote: Well... it doesn't really have anything to do with what you've done for someone. A wise older friend once told me to never, ever regret having loved someone, since it can be its own reward. I know, that's no consolation when you're hurting... but avoiding love because you're afraid to be hurt again is tragic.

True, very true. But it's also human nature to, if someone gets crapped on once they will become extra careful after that. I think that's why second marriages tend to last longer than first marriages; not only do people have a better idea of what to expect from said marriage but they are also not so prone to just jump headlong into it. Of course, then there are the idiots. I have a co worker who is on his 4th marriage, he literally was divorced about a week before marrying the girl he was screwing around with during his third marriage. He has two kids, she has two kids, she 'can't work due to anxiety issues'. He's paying big bucks child support over this as well. I see nothing good ahead here. He's 44 years old, should know better but nooooo. He asked my opinion, since I tend to cut to the chase (yeah I'm a real charmer) I said IMHO it would be better to wait. He told me I obviously didn't understand love. Whatever dude.

Someone obviously doesn't understand love and it probably isn't you. Sounds like he is think more with his pecker than his heart. Speaking of hearts wouldn'tIit be nice if just like a smog pump there was a part delete procedure for the damn thing and then in a few years if the need arose you could just reinstall the factory parts.

Get rid of the heart you get rid of people's ability to walk on you, get rid of most of their ability to use you. And get rid of someone's ability to rip the mofo to shreds.

Sine_Qua_Non wrote: Such which car are you referring to now?

Hell a car can't break your heart because deep inside you always know there's a real possibility that it'll leave you stranded and screwed over so it's never a total surprise

It's the people we let closest to us who have the greatest ability to wreck our lives. So there's the classic dilemma: let them close enough, then they rip out your heart. What's next? I don't have the answer by any means nor will I ever.

Curmudgeon wrote: It's the people we let closest to us who have the greatest ability to wreck our lives. So there's the classic dilemma: let them close enough, then they rip out your heart. What's next? I don't have the answer by any means nor will I ever.

Nobody has that answer, I am not by any means perfect. Im not suave, nor do i look like a model But I own my mistakes and work damned hard to correct them and make myself a better person.

That's probably the best any of us can ever do.

ryanty22 wrote: Not to make a joke out of it but j gels band hit the nail on the head Love stinks although personally i would put it into much more nsfw words

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynyIdv3AXAc

ryanty22 wrote: Someone obviously doesn't understand love

Just because you love someone does not automatically mean you abandon yourself and bend over to take whatever they dish out. It does not even mean they have to reciprocate.

Not that you would... but just in case.... if you find yourself staring at a pistol, bottle of pills or a noose... that's obsession. It has nothing to do with love. It's time to take a long walk.

If it flies, f-cks or floats, rent it.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

ryanty22 wrote: Someone obviously doesn't understand love

Just because you love someone does not automatically mean you abandon yourself and bend over to take whatever they dish out. It does not even mean they have to reciprocate. Not that you would... but just in case.... if you find yourself staring at a pistol, bottle of pills or a noose... that's obsession. It has nothing to do with love. It's time to take a long walk.

I know that and thanks for the advice, I'd like to do the part delete though.